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and David Dimbleby was lying in bed next to you. Describe your exact actions in detail. What would you do.
I could imagine a lot more things if you'd chosen, I don't know,Jude Law!
Have a bit of a meltdown.
Get out of bed.
Pull duvet off to check if David Dimbleby is clothed. This is important to go to the next steps.
Ask if he wants a cup of tea.
so I can tweet @DIMBLEBOT and await further instructions
during his time in the Bullingdon Club than Gideon, Callme, or LOLBoris.
OMG aren't you that guy from that thing?!?!?!?!
get an AIDs test.
I mean, from the sounds of it, he's been with the lot of you.
and he's been the big man for so long, well, he probably just expects it bareback.
I'd take it.
which would it be and why?
David would just interrupt proceedings when you were really getting into it and start getting down with another handpicked stranger. the capricious little slut.
almost certainly Jonathan
its just a morning thing david, i just need to piss