We've all had to deal with these right?
This morning I cheerily undertook a lane of suckers queuing to turn in to the train station (including a scpac), then had to brake hard as one of the suckers on a bike wobbled in to my path. No harm done.
I then pulled up in front of the station with the scpac just ahead of me and the wobbler behind me. The scpac turned at me, and whispered, sternly 'This is what happens when people do unpredictable things on the public highway'. The wobbler (who, I think, was being defended by the scpac?) shouted GET A LIFE! and pushed the scpac in the chest. I left them to it.
Been in a good mood all day.