Boards
You know what really gets me? The thing that really defies any rational attempt at understanding, that makes you wonder about the effective functioning of the human brain and just generally makes you faceplant the desk?
Yeah you know what.
It’s the way that when Mariah Carey’s `Fantasy` begins with those introductory chimes and sultry croons, my heart races, I stand up out of my chair, and belt out the wordless scat, followed by:
OH, WHEN YOU WALK BY EVERY NIGHT
TALKING SWEET AND LOOKING FINE,
I GET KINDA HECTIC INSIDE
HMM BABY, I’M SO INTO YOU
DARLING, IF YOU ONLY KNEW
ALL THE THINGS THAT FLOW THROUGH MY MIND
BUT IT’S JUST A SWEET, SWEET FANTASY, BABY
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, YOU COME AND YOU TAKE ME
ON AND ON AND ON
SO DEEP IN MY DAYDREAMS
BUT IT’S JUST A SWEET, SWEET FANTASY, BABY