Spun off from the football thread.
Post your most tenuous famous person tales. We've done this before, but you weedy hermits must have been outside at least a few times since the last time.
My best one: my driving instructor's son was on Take Me Out a few months ago. He was the lad who did the "tumbling" (doing backflips and somersaults and running up walls and stuff). He went to the Island of Fernandos (or whatever it's called) and said that the morning after the date, he had crashed at the girls' apartment and the camera crew rocked up, looking for some saucy scenes. But he was on the couch.