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I got into a fight with a heron over a woman

Mick_Squalor [Edit] [Delete] 8 replies 03:40 May 24th, 2012

i snapped it's neck.
then goosed the girl.

have you ever fought for love?

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everyday Mick_Squalor,

everyday.

Antelope | 24 May '12, 03:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'd do anything for love but I wouldn't snap a heron's neck.

OvertakenByTractors | 24 May '12, 06:01 | X | ^ This | Reply

moker this'd this
- :D
  
  POST OF THE MONTH
  
  moker @OvertakenByTractors | 24 May '12, 10:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
what is goosed?

cat_race | 24 May '12, 08:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- If I'd ever seen top gun I could formulate a really good pun here
  
  thewarn @cat_race | 24 May '12, 09:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - *really goosed pun.
    
    TheoGB @thewarn | 24 May '12, 09:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - ^never seen top gun
      
      thewarn @TheoGB | 24 May '12, 09:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
- to goose a woman
  
  is to make a beak shape with your hand
  and go for a pinch
  i think you make your arm like a goose neck, and writhe around
  hoping for a chance to creep upskirt
  
  im no expert
  
  Mick_Squalor @cat_race | 4 Oct '12, 01:44 | X | ^ This | Reply

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