So the other day i went to the house of a nice man.
Upon the wall was a John Anderson action figure. The only one.
It was cool as hell.
Look around you, check your pockets.
What is your coolest object, your prized possession.
I have a clipper in my pocket that is over 2 years old, it is yellow, and has the picture of a scorpion on it. It still works.
YOU WILL GO ON MY FIRST WHISTLE!