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This one's already been added to it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Skinner#Queen.27s_Speech_jokes
As I believe he said, "They've shortchanged us! He's nowt but a midget!".
About the time when he said that "half the members sat opposite me are liars", and when the Speaker pulled him up on it and asked him to withdraw it he said, "sorry, half the members sat opposite me are NOT liars". Wonderful stuff.
at times at least. Like this:
In the 2004–2005 sitting of the House he claimed the least expenses for an MP who served the full year.