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when I was small.
I could fit, my uncle couldn't. He had a higgledy piggledy place and he wanted to know if he could knock down certain walls.
I didn't want to go up the chimney, but he made me (by threats/cajouling/taunting with me being a sissy)
It was a really really tight squeeze, but then it opened up into a large sloping chamber about 5 ft wide.
I hated my uncle at that point, being totally caked in soot. so when he put an electric light up there for me I could just see his head but he got a bit wedged....the light was on and as he was wedged I accidentally dislodged a soot ball which dislodged more of them and they rolled down towards his stupid face, which he couldnt move in time (I only felt it was a stupid face cos he was grinning at the state of me, I loved him the rest of the time)
Anyway it did give rise to an absolute killer line from my uncle.
I could hear from up the chimney.
My mum came into the living room and I heard my mum ask my uncle "whats that all over your face?" and as explanation my uncle replied "Its Barry.........he's gone up the chimney"
My Bad Uncle Martin is the best uncle in the world.