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Theo wants to know so he can set up the intruder alarm
I'm sure you can work something out?
on a pile of money surrounded by many beautiful women
HOWEVER last night/this morning saw an interesting development of a 5am swap after a couple of weeks of hints from the gf and I enjoyed the right-side more than usual.
GET YOURSELF TOGETHER
From the perspective of lying on my back in the bed it is the right, looking at the bed it is the left. It is the intruder/ghost spot.
55% on my front
25% on my side (either)
20% on my front
I like the way you protected yourself
I can usually guess what time it is within half an hour either way.
the last word should of course be back.
and recently found myself enjoying being turned into the bed more than facing outward.
also closer to the door, further from the windows. Fall asleep on my back, can't seem to get off on my side. Two pillows. Almost always fall asleep with a reading light on.
Yeah, helluva game, helluva game.
So I tend to mix it up. Usually it's whichever side the table's on, diagonally across the bed from corner to corner.
HOWEVER, we've just moved the bedroom around. Now the bed is next to the cot on the lefthand side. My wife wants to be on that side to be near the baby or whatever. Weirdo.
This means that I now have to sleep on the right which is VERY upsetting for me. I just don't know what to do with my left arm any more???
and to stop being so selfish
You never mentioned you were expecting. Congratss!!
I hinted meowington. Oh how I hinted. Even meths picked up on it.
(ha ha your life is over)
It's been over for years.
Loads of congratulations! Boy or girl?
yeah I know, I know `memory boxes` and all that...
It's a boy! Which sport do you think I should try and get him to excel at from a ridiculously early age to ease my pension worries?
Theo, make space you've got another member.
it's the hormones. Have you cried yet watching the bit in Independence Day where the alcoholic ex pilot father does a suicide mission into the main ship? No me neither you big ponce, Theo get the campari's in.
(ugly kid joe version, natch)
I feel this is as good as place as any to make this statement.
not too much competition but you may have to build your own court. And then build up the sport's popularity to ensure enough revenue to see you through your golden years.
I'll launch the marketing campaign by getting Jesus Jones to reform and play Real, Real, Real 18 times in a row at the Bernabeu.
Surely one of those things that you've just got to decide to be good at and then you're winning gold medals left and right.
you dont need to have that hand eye co-ordination thing, you just need to be really, really hard.
prattle on the huge big prattler.
Welcome to the DiS Dad club, we'll have the table on the other side of the pub from Theo's crew. Room for bugaboos natch (not racist)
Are there only two tables in this pub? Hope so.
fun times ahead. Nothing's more satisfying than seeing all your prejudices and worst characteristics get cultivated in the next generation.
and I keep forgetting if I've said (or this'd) a congratulations. And then I kind of drift of and think about other stuff until you mention it again.
(i also face away)
I really struggle to get to sleep on my left side. (i say really struggle, it takes 15 minutes, rather than 5) Although have slept more on my left side recently, as i have a lumpy hip at the moment cos of a bike crash a about 6 weeks ago.(that probably should have gone by now, right?)
then I sleep on the floor, If the floor is also sodden I then sleep on the sofa, if the sofa has been drenched I sleep in the bath, If the bath is dripping then I just dont sleep and wander the street until the morning/mid afternoon, and the whole process starts again.
(but yeah the Right)
How many pillows do you have?
Now I've got way too many and have to jettison them before I sleep. I think the problem was that my initial four pillows were shit and the two new ones are fucking brilliant leading to a lot of pillow/comfort imbalance.
I had two which is the minimum recommended for a double bed, but even though I was on my own it wasn't enough, so now four
please be clearer.
Two or four. There can be up to two fewer (per bed) on waking.
Per bed please. If you have additional per-person stats of interest I'll take them though.
FOR EXAMPLE: I use two whilst the gf uses three and I throw one on the floor (which sometimes knocks a glass of water over)
but I sleep on the sofa, I dont know why really I just like to
RUN TO THE HILLSSSS!!!! arrrrrrhhhh
or lying in the bed on your back and looking towards the foot end?
Me on the left, facing away, him on the right facing me. Commonly known as spooning.
Now I sleep on the left but as I'm very active when I sleep I always end up mangled all over the place.
na i dunno. just get into bed and fall asleep innit. moving house soon though and I will be faced with a difficult decision re: bed positioning. I will check back in in a week or so's time to let you all know my progress.
whichever side is nearest the door though.
My side of the mattress is collapsing so I sleep in a little valley. My boyfriend says this is because I weigh more than him even though I CLEARLY don't.
me and my boyfriend even switch it up a lot
oi oi oi