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Between 2007 and now.
When he burst in on me and your mum.
I can't handle you talking about sex at the best of times but before 11am is too much. Ban yourself.
don't think i could come up with a more inappropriate response IF I TRIED
and it has taken 2007, 2012 and 2014 before I noticed it.
Youz gotta keep yo head high now
Do not Cri
You gotta be da big man standing
- 50 Cente, 1999
I always just call him Geez, and he calls me Mate.
they are called Mum and Dad and everyone calls them that
or Big Al
or Wee Man
It was Michael til he was two but then my gran changed her mind. Good work gran
At uni my four housemates all had a dad called Phil (four Phils, not one). One of them even had a step-dad, also called Phil. What are the chances?!?
I felt left out of the gang.
if I ever have need to recount this wonderful anecdote again
He hated language classes at school, because it would always come up that you'd have to do do some variation of 'my mother's name is ___ and my father's name is ____' during the introductory phases.
It's embarrassing enough shakily talking in a new language in front of a class without the word Cecil popping up unexpectedly in the middle. Brought the house down every time. Sounded particularly hilarious wedged into a Maori sentence if I recall.
so I never had to make THAT choice