At 23.00 (c_i_c time) a roaring motorbike pulls up. A man dismounts and enters my building. At approximately 23.30 and for the next ten minutes I hear female sexual noises, no male noises, from the flat above. At 00.00 I hear the man leave but not the motorbike (I suspect that he wheels it away before starting it so not to disturb anyone).
Further facts - my neighbour is deeply unattractive. By her own admission she does nothing but work. She has never been spotted with a man or to my knowledge had a gentleman caller.
I am not a nosey neighbour.
Have you ever been banged by a prostitute or banged one?