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one of the most humiliating things.
the flushing thing ALWAYS happens to me in this house though. I think the downstairs loo is really badly shaped or something. It only rarely used to happen, like when my poo was pretty much lighter than air or something, but these days it's just a CONSTANT WORRY.
it's pretty traumatising, especially when there's someone hanging outside waiting to use the bathroom, even after you've told them to fuck off.
then you're in trouble.
i've even considered just sort of... masking it with loads of loo paper. But then i was disgusted with myself for even considering it, and just bit the bullet.
promise me that you shall never stoop to the lowly lengths of a tissue coverer s_h.
there's one guy in our flat that leaves genuinely about 1/3 of a roll in the loo, but i've always just kinda assumed he just really, really loves wiping his arse. Maybe all this time there's been his poo lurking underneath.
he's one of them. Don't associate with him ever again.
Do some people genuinely have frictionless poo that only requires a one-sheet polish, or are they walking out of the toilet with a shitty crack?
I had to leave it to soak for half an hour before trying the third flush then waited about half an hour before the fourth.
As long as it flushes on the second go, where's the humiliation?
'oh man, that s_h is probz feeling right embarrassed. He's just had to do a second flush, and he probably doesn't know that I've heard him do a second flush, and he's in their hoping I didn't hear him do that second flush, but I did. I did. And he's always going to have that secret worry whenever we're in the kitchen together wondering if I ever heard him having to flush to toilet twice because his turd was so horrendous and humongous it refused to be flushed" or soemthing.
Not even a bit of toilet paper to cover it up. didn't flush, but managed to break it into little bits with the chemical power and pressure of my piss. pro shit tip #12
something just wrong about it. I think its going to creep up the toilet and touch me or something.
Into the jap's eye, and I don't know what they've got
and you did a 2nd flush because you like to leave the bathroom in the same state if not better as you found it unlike others in the house. Thus taking the high moral ground.
I don't understand people who leave behind poo and skidmarks for others to look at. You are not three years old trying to impress Mummy anymore.
embrace it as so.