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*If you believe the Daily Mail.
I suspect the last paragraph may be key one here...
It seems pretty unbelievable.
"Necrophilia is a victimless crime when you think about it.".
More anti-Muslim propaganda so that mental midgets can say "herp derp they aint like us - they want to fuck corpses"
I propose Parliament creates a law against eating your own shit so that people assume that there's a huge shit-consumption problem here in the UK. O wait - there is!!!
I want to have sex with YOUR dead wife.
most of them are metaphorical corpses anyway, maybe they're all scared of sex
Seeing as the Mail apparently, by it's own admission, has no evidence whatsoever that there are any plans.
must clearly just have read the headline, maybe a couple of paragraphs, then quickly posted in outrage. Totally missing the last, most noteworthy point at the end.
I have a wife?
Sounds like the guy has got his best suit on, a fresh flower in his buttonhole, a spring in his step as he arrives at the morgue. A marching band plays in the observing room behind the plexiglass. People wave their hankies and throw confetti as he clambers onto the conveyor belt in front of the incinerator.
that helps you forget your ex