where to start?
Ewan McGregor with a mock Cockney accent. The shittest one out of Sex and the City. Piers Brosnan. A storyline Jonathan Creek would've been proud of. A completely unecessary "here, we'll exlpain it to you, just incase you're stupid" Shutter Island-like reveal at the end.
yet still, i somehow sort of liked it, in a way, idk.