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brace yourselves :D :/ :O
I returned home from work just after 9 tonight. I'd already met the tall, long-haired one. Now I met the short, cropped one (this seems to be the way with Australians) for the first time and boy was he SLAUGHTERED. It took him twenty seconds to muster his own name by way of introduction, as he staggered ineptly around the hallway.
Anyway, about an hour ago, my wife and I heard violent and prolonged vomiting outside. We dared not look.
Fast forward to now, and the tall one has returned.
"Benson! Benson, get up! You're fucking going back to Australia, you weak white cunt! Benson, get the fuck up you cunt! There's chunder all over the fucking hallway! All over the fucking walls! All over the fucking floor! Fuck off back to Australia! Get the fuck up!"
"You for real?! For real??!?!"
"You're retarded! This is not acceptable! How do you think the people upstairs will feel? Get the fuck out!"
^^^all this, and more, for the past 15 minutes :''')
If I were you part of me would be thinking 'Oh shit he's vommed all over the hall', but the other part of me would be thinking 'That's actually bloody hilarious'.
We're about to open the door, btw. May the Lord be with us...
it's been mopped
ntil next time
But at least you won't have to pick your way through the sick on the way to work tomorrow.
Oh fucking hell...
Retarded Australians everywhere get patriotically shitfaced on April 25
except they actually are Antipodeans.