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SENT - Should be room for the girls
RECEIVED - OK
with a picture of a cat covered in playing cards.
received - shitty day
Sent: Happy Birthday Mate, hope its a good one!
Received: You are da best xxxx
Received - Changes are happening to the APCOA Connect Voice Recognition Today. Please listen carefully to the message.
recieved: PAPA JOHNS any pizza BUY ONE GET ONE FREE (not smalls)
recieved: I am in
Bolton win! And chelsea with 10.
received - suck my diiiiiiick
Received: Im a bit ashamed of wherenive ended up. Im in lizard lounge and i dont wanna be, and its not good. I wouldnt necessarily encourage anyone else to come, but you're ofncourse more than welcome.
Did you join them?
was drunk and nearby, paid £5 to get in and then they left after about an hour
On my way to a squat rave on Saturday night.
Received: I bought some lunch from Sainsbos. I'm going to watch TV and be a slob for a little then I'm going to venture out later on to get us some dinner.
Received - Haha I'm joking, it went well. On some morphine at the minute so feel fine but I have been told it won't stay that way. Thanks dude.
Sent - Oh haha. No beef. Dom is in meltdown, quite funny to watch really.
to mum: can't cat sit on the 10th. going to manchester xx
from bf: Its pissing down! xx
Sent: Awesome xx
Received: Can't wait to see you!! X
It's my cousin in Manchester, cos I'm going to be up there 8th-10th May and it's the first time I've been back for like a year...
SENT: You will have noticed that I am still so shit! Sorry I missed your birthday. I hope you had a great day yesterday. LL x
RECEIVED: Hey monkey, I'm being shafted by indecisive idiots. Do you want to come to Ibiza this weekend for a pre-season thing?
I won't be typing them out.
Rest assured that they're amazing.
A. No I did not talk to him.
B. I think so. WHO KNOWS.
C. OH MAN- I have a place for you both tomoz!
D. Wine. If D turns out to be > B, then come and drink WINE with me. I might go to soho. And then I might not :)
B. Mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmm. Probs, like. Pfft. Whevs.
C. COVENT GARDEN THINGS.
D. :D tres bon.
E. I will be on the train v soon. I will be texting the life out of you. Thx.
C. Tell me later :D
the rest can GTF.
received - [acknowledgement of motivational text. mention of my high school arch nemesis asking after me. smiley face.]
SENT: Easy now. I have just done some sums for the greatescape megatrip, I will fwd the email I just sent to my mate for yr perusal.x
RECEIVED: I'd just be like in total shock that such an accident could happen and I'd complain to the ticketing company...
Sent: "I have. They're quite good."
Sent: Dude, I booked it off yonks ago, I'm camping outside the gate already, shiiiiit dog, I'm a boozer, en i?
Hi parcel 4 u. We r going 2 'salmon fishing in yemen' at 4pm. Do u want 2 come 4 supper when we get back? Moussaka 2nite. Mumx
Sounds good, enjoy film see you later x
I love moussaka. may I come? Thanks.
she always used to write them longhand!
There'lll definitely be enough for 4, can you get to Bournemouth by 7?
it seems unlikely :( NEXT TIME!
RECEIVED: "Way ahead of you mate"
Received: Yeah I can see u there! (from 1 so far)
(Talking about 'Twitter beef')
Sent - K. Bloke is coming to fix smoke alarm.
SENT: Are you coming to Labour volunteering in Angel?
MY LIFE IS SO EXCITING
Sent - Of course I'm wearing a suit! It's a wedding!
Received - Damn
sent: yep sounds good. see you then.
received: Dear MR Adam Please remember to be at home on 28/04/2012 as our Sky engineer will be arriving to set up your Sky TV etc etc
only the MR part is screamed
hanny its a month til eurovision and today on the website theyre celebrating Slovenia so happy slovenia day
sent: hope your nap was good. ima be busy till about 10 but can we hang after?
this is the worst post i've ever written.
Sent: I just had to do a wee in an alley. Got some on my boots and tights. Thank fuck its raining.
Received: Doom is in the skvll!!!
Nearly all my texts are work related, boring.