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yeah i basically only do it when the amount of stains and bits of dead skin on the bedsheet start to prevent me from being able to sleep
hear me out though
i shower pretty much daily, and i'm one of the least sweaty people ever. i don't sleep naked. so really, it's just fabric that i lie on for 9 hours a day with clean pyjamas on...how dirty can they get?
said he had never changed them and they had gone black and had to be thrown away.
aaron: 'shat. the term is shat.'
bird: 'you just shitted on me again'
then I dry them at the launderette down the road, then I run back with them so I can put them on my bed whilst they're still warm. Then I sit on them and have a tiny glass of cider to celebrate.
I actually do this. I bloody love Wednesdays
I eat a lot of biscuits in bed. And have a lot of sex.
One of those sentences is untrue.