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Back in the office after less than 12 hours. Woe. Raining. Woe. No food or money (although pay day tomorrow, woe-ish). No news about job or otherwise (woe). Aside from all that, feeling quite chipper. Looking forward to seeing Avengers Assemble this weekend.
I'm so skint, I had to use my costa coffee point card thing to get a coffee yesterday. Luckily my boyfriend gave me some pocket money
I can't get out of bed and I have a meeting at 9am...
I need a finger up the bum
WHY IT IS ONLY TUESDAY.
I'm having a little cry because I'm trying to book flights and ARGH FFS. How long does it take to get from Gatwick to somewhere near Kings Cross is it ages? I BET IT'S AGES. Fucking easyjet charging fucking double to fly to fucking Newcastle. Fuck.
This is why I always let other people handle travel arrangements.
Oh well I'll be sitting around for like two hours anyway. Three hours is totally enough even for delays yeah oh god WHY AM I SO INCOMPETENT.
Just woke up from a dream I was having. Was djing in this club, playing a Charlatans number, and during the song a couple of local radio ads interrupted the song and flow, so the club owner afterwards tells my friend he's gonna slice my throat open when he finds me. I'm actually djing for the first time ever in a bar in Newcastle this Sunday...
but I got drunk and told a guy I have a stand up routine called Terry Derker: Pit worker and now Ive been asked to do a gig but Ive got no material. If someone could help me out with that itd be great, cheers
When 35 unhappy poor people are shouting abuse :D
Especially sex with miners.
keep it coming
After a run of good jokes, say 'this is gold!' then pretend to be a different miner and say, 'no it's not, it's coal you daft hapeth, if it were gold I wouldn't be living in a two bed house with a wife who looks like an outside toilet'.
Also, take it Coaltalk, sister.
I bet you went to college :)
Im not, Im gonna use the outside toilet one fo sho
I'll give it a whirl tonight
it's a really fun + rewarding thing to do
Everyone come to The Birdcage in Norwich on May 2nd and see me and 3 people better than me being amusing. Thanks x
Is to get to work without spending £2.75 on a coffee. There's coffee at work. I don't need to spend money on coffee. Even if it's much better coffee.
This so much. Every morning...EVERY MORNING!
Today I managed to avoid it but only because I was late. I'm totally gonna pop out and get a coffee in about half an hour.
But buying them all the time would destroy me.
Curse you, Western society.
just gonna dick about today.
Well miserable outside.
I met Stephen Hawking yesterday.
Got a 3 hour exam tomorrow.
after that, i should take the train. it burns too much gas and takes too long. i'd rather sit on a train and walk for 50 minutes than sit in a car for 40 minutes.
i made an omlette last night and played Trails Evolution. The guy upstairs must've thought i was murdering someone with the amount of screams and shouts i exclaimed. puzzle games increase my games tourettes 100%.
Now going to sleep
and I ended up in hospital. Woke up feeling incredibly unnerved. I think May will be a booze free month for me.
I get to meet Rob Ryan tonight and he's going to teach us how to do paper cutting - eeee!! Very excited.
I still have an ear ache.
I am poor.
I am very tired. My sleep/dream analyser (that's right) tells me that I had 6 hours of up and down sleep. Fascinating stuff.
but then I thought it's probably one of those iPhone apps.
Just someone sat at the end of my bed. No that wouldn't be amazing. es it's an app. It plays me stuff during the night to try and influence my dreams. I dreamt that work gave me a Blackberry.
through to the final interview stage next monday :)
Why am I running a fucking marathon the day before :(
Also, if anyone could teach me about mergers & acquisitions please get in touch. KTHNX
Mergers are when shit is joined together, and acquisitions are when you buy shit. No need to thank me
clues in the word ffs
Let me know when you want a lesson.
I have a job interview at 11.30. I should not be on here.
Moved house this weekend didn't I so that's why I didn't know. Didn't see that girl so no bad things happened. Did drop off a picture I've done at a cafe/bar/gallery thing in Liverpool for a show that starts on Friday though. You should come, look at this: http://www.eggspace.org/EGG/exhibitions/Pages/spring_open_2012.html I will be there on the evening of the 18th of May, I hope everybody here will be too. Everybody.
can someone ring me please?
the weather is sunny here today.
think i might be starting to get a bit down about my situation. ignoring it is the best thing to do, right? keep my head up and just carry on through? these issues don't really need addressing, do they? i just don't really know what i'm doing. it's ok.