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drink a half-pint of piss with a Mars bar in it
drink a pint of beer with a poo in it
WHICH IS IT TO BE?
this is no contest
half pint of piss please. plenty of head
if so, option 2 for me
It just has to be in the drink.
You can drink both if you're really feeling it.
glad that problem has been avoided
Otherwise you could cheat. Somehow.
I think I would go for that option. Hold it to the opposite side of the glass with my finger and then down the beer. As long as it wasn't lager (badge of honour), then I would go piss.
You don't know until after you've made your (legally binding) choice.
And I'd say holding the poo would increase the likelihood of it breaking up.
I don't mind a bit of seepage into my beer just no solid bits
I don't like piss but I like it a lot more than I like poo
They're both unpleasant, but the second one is likely to make you pretty ill.
Because it's AIDS piss. From your mum.
Believe me, I've tried.
I thought that was toilet seats?
It doubt it dilutes in anyway, so you are chugging piss then having a mars bar after.
I think I would go for beer and poo, would have to be a pretty solid poo that wouldn't loosen up much.
wouldn't be a fan of the poo sliding down the glass poking you in the face though.
it might effectively be a toss up between a half of piss with a Mars or a pint of piss with a poo
Anything but homebrew really (covered by the 'you can't have your own excrement rule')
and/or does it come from a hot girl?
If there's no danger of crumbling then I'm game for that.
which number? I vote number 7 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Bristol_stool_chart.svg/350px-Bristol_stool_chart.svg.png