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Pitch your movie sequel

podge [Edit] [Delete] 110 replies 10:53, 13 April '12

I know what you're all thinking, 'there just aren't enough movie sequels being made these days'

What film would you like to make a sequel to and what would be the general premise of it?

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  • Not a pitch

    but I saw that Titanic 2 was on SciFi last night...

    Balonz | 13 Apr '12, 10:55 | X
    • 100 years later, lightning strikes twice

      Which would make more sense if they were both struck by lightning, rather than icebergs.

      podge @Balonz | 13 Apr '12, 11:01 | X
    • REVENGE OF THE TITANIC

      xheathenx @Balonz | 13 Apr '12, 11:01 | X
  • Honey, I Went Inside The Kids

    chanticleer | 13 Apr '12, 11:02 | X
  • Bill & Ted's Middling Trip

    Back From the Future.

    xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 11:04 | X
  • Bicycle Thieves 2.

    ...startting Johnny Vegas and former Corrie icon Bruce Jones.

    forzaborza | 13 Apr '12, 11:05 | X
    • * starring, ffs.

      forzaborza @forzaborza | 13 Apr '12, 11:06 | X
  • remission impossible

    Jordan_229_2 | 13 Apr '12, 11:09 | X
    • would that be philadelphia 2?

      xheathenx @Jordan_229_2 | 13 Apr '12, 11:30 | X
      • ^

        POTD?

        kev_theinvisable @xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 14:10 | X
  • Melancholia 2

    this time, it's personal

    brusma | 13 Apr '12, 11:10 | X
  • Tom 2: Crusie Control

    won't be satisfied til it gets made

    cat_race | 13 Apr '12, 11:14 | X
    • it's cruise* you belm

      cat_race @cat_race | 13 Apr '12, 11:14 | X
      • first spelling is better.

        xheathenx @cat_race | 13 Apr '12, 11:31 | X
        cat_race and revgreen this'd this
        • actually imagining Tom Cruise promoting a move called "Crusie Control"

          revgreen @xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 12:08 | X
    • This is better than my idea, hopefully the studio goes with this.

      SenorDingDong @cat_race | 13 Apr '12, 11:16 | X
  • Speed 2: Cruise Control

    A bit like the first one, but on a big fuck-off boat.

    SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:15 | X
    • you're just being silly now

      podge @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:16 | X
    • Speed 3: Booze Control

      A bit like the first one, but set at an AA meeting.

      SenorDingDong @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:23 | X
      xheathenx and revgreen this'd this
    • Speed 4: Snooze Control

      A bit like the first one, but in a narcolepsy clinic.

      SenorDingDong @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:24 | X
      revgreen this'd this
      • these are all great

        looking forward to bruise control

        cat_race @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:26 | X
    • Speed 5: Woos Control

      A bit like the first one, but the villain is played by a famous Welsh golfer.

      SenorDingDong @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:27 | X
      revgreen this'd this
      • *Ric Flair

        Jordan_229_2 @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:28 | X
        • I would pay a month's salary to watch a Speed remake starring Ric Flair

          84joe @Jordan_229_2 | 13 Apr '12, 11:51 | X
          colossalhorse this'd this
      • *directed by John Woo (he's in control, y'see)

        podge @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:32 | X
        SenorDingDong this'd this
    • speed 6: Jews Control

      Our hero travels in time back to Nazi Germany

      revgreen @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:29 | X
      SenorDingDong this'd this
      • Starring Mel Gibson

        [via today's paper]

        andyvine @revgreen | 13 Apr '12, 13:38 | X
        revgreen this'd this
    • Speed 6: News Control

      A bit like the first one, but actually a hard-hitting satire set at the heart of the Murdoch empire.

      SenorDingDong @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:30 | X
    • Speed 7: Noose Control

      Jordan_229_2 @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:31 | X
      • DARK

        andyvine @Jordan_229_2 | 13 Apr '12, 13:38 | X
    • Speed 8: Lose Control

      A bit like the first one, but completely INSANE.

      SenorDingDong @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:36 | X
    • Speed 9: Bruise Control

      A bit like the first one, but featuring a hero who tries to stop fruit getting damaged in transit. Starring cat_race.

      SenorDingDong @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:39 | X
      revgreen this'd this
      • yay!

        cat_race @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:52 | X
    • Speed 10: Big Suze Control

      A bit like the first one, but this time it's a Peep Show spin-off.

      SenorDingDong @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:41 | X
      • Speed 11: Shoes control

        Keanu Reeves is wearing remote controlled shoes that CANNOT SLOW DOWN.

        colossalhorse @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:45 | X
        revgreen and xheathenx this'd this
      • :D

        cat_race @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 11:51 | X
    • Speed 13: Suez Control

      A bit like the first one, except a reboot set during the Anglo-Franco-Israeli attack on the Egyptian canal

      LordLuciusBanter @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 12:27 | X
      • Speed 14: Cruz Control

        A bit like the first one, except Tom Cruise is strapped to Penelope Cruz.

        WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

        xheathenx @LordLuciusBanter | 13 Apr '12, 12:37 | X
    • Speed 2: Luiz Control

      like the first one but the villain being a renegade gary neville

      krankenhaus @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 13:00 | X
    • Speed 15: Shrews Control

      A bit like the first one, but with Keanu Reeves dressed as a small rodent.

      TheSoundofBastards @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 13:14 | X
      • *with Keanu Reeves playing the character of Kate.

        xheathenx @TheSoundofBastards | 13 Apr '12, 13:20 | X
    • Speed 17: Muse control

      Reeves joins the band as a second guitarist, but the guys balk at his suggestion they add a, "dub-reggae vibe" to their new material. Whose vision will win out?

      Alternatively: Matt Bellamy is locked in a solo and CANNOT SLOW DOWN.

      colossalhorse @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 13:52 | X
      revgreen this'd this
    • speed 18 pews control

      keanu reeves head up catholic church building regulations. measures the lengh of church pews to ensure regulations are met, with great speed

      revgreen @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 15:18 | X
      • Speed 19: Blues Control

        Keanu Reeves battles John Goodman for control of the worlds of Rhythm and Blues, Soul and Funk. We all lose.

        xheathenx @revgreen | 13 Apr '12, 15:57 | X
        revgreen this'd this
  • Billy And The Cloneasaurus

    LordLuciusBanter | 13 Apr '12, 11:19 | X
    • WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, SIR?

      benni @LordLuciusBanter | 13 Apr '12, 11:23 | X
  • Alien vs Predator vs (Alien vs Predator)

    three films battle it out

    brusma | 13 Apr '12, 11:19 | X
    • :D

      TheSoundofBastards @brusma | 13 Apr '12, 13:14 | X
  • The Usual Suspects 2

    so we can finally find out who the fuck was Keyser Soze

    prison_keith | 13 Apr '12, 11:24 | X
  • My Parents Are Aliens vs Predator

    Jordan_229_2 | 13 Apr '12, 11:24 | X
    revgreen, shrinebabe, and andyvine this'd this
    • This would be better as a sit-com i think.

      xheathenx @Jordan_229_2 | 13 Apr '12, 11:32 | X
  • Rain Men In Black

    The severely autistic attempt to battle an alien invasion. Tastelessness ensues

    drastic_measures | 13 Apr '12, 11:40 | X
    • =D

      xheathenx @drastic_measures | 13 Apr '12, 11:42 | X
      SenorDingDong, theguywithnousername, revgreen, colossalhorse, TheSoundofBastards, fitzcarraldo, andyvine, DangerousSnails, and pip_ this'd this
  • How Stella Lost Her Groove Again

    Stella tells her best friend and new lover to fuck right off and goes back to being a miserable corporate drone. Long, lingering shots of Stella eating an Egg McMuffin after working all night. Her house gets slowly dirtier and more depressing as she is too busy and tired to clean up. She loses the plot at a staff party after drinking too much cava etc.

    84joe | 13 Apr '12, 11:41 | X
  • Dirtier Dancer in the Dark

    xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 11:42 | X
    • Dirty Dancing -> Dirtier Dancing -> Grotty Dancing -> Straight Up Fucking

      84joe @xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 11:43 | X
      • *drunken fucking

        cat_race @84joe | 13 Apr '12, 12:10 | X
  • Inception 2

    Cobb wakes up to find the whole of the first movie was in fact a dream and he actually works as a TV repairman in Delaware. He goes to work and bores his colleagues shitless trying to explain his weird meta-dream for 2 hours.

    colossalhorse | 13 Apr '12, 11:47 | X
    revgreen this'd this
  • Drop Dead Freda

    Slapstick comedy sequel. The ginger one from Harry Potter stars as a young man who is revisited by his childhood imaginary friend, Drop Dead Freda, played by Miley Cyrus.

    sadpunk | 13 Apr '12, 11:49 | X
  • Memento 2

    same scenes as Memento, but in a different random order again

    brusma | 13 Apr '12, 11:54 | X
  • The goonies 2

    but put them up against pennywise the clown

    definitionofself | 13 Apr '12, 12:03 | X
  • Jurassic Pork

    No dinosuars just Pigs.

    chadders | 13 Apr '12, 12:09 | X
    • *really large pigs

      revgreen @chadders | 13 Apr '12, 12:16 | X
      • They're moving in herds. They do move in herds.

        SenorDingDong @revgreen | 13 Apr '12, 12:31 | X
        revgreen this'd this
        • Just imagine that music over a helicopter shot of a pig sty

          Da-daah, da-daaaah, da da daaah da-da-daaah daaaah, da da da da da-da-da-da

          andyvine @SenorDingDong | 13 Apr '12, 13:45 | X
          xheathenx and revgreen this'd this
  • Apocalypse Later

    A prequel of you like following Colonel Kurtz's successful but largley unremarkable military career before the vietnam war

    revgreen | 13 Apr '12, 12:15 | X
    shrinebabe and colossalhorse this'd this
  • Home Alone...5?

    After his girlfriend leaves him Macauley Culkin is Home Alone. Now in his 30s he wanders around his apartment in a drink and drug addled stupor, delivering a slurred monologue about the tragedy of being an out of work former child star into a cracked mirror.

    Contains scenes of heavy drug use and one disturbing shot of Macauley cracking one out over iphone porn whilst on the shitter.

    colossalhorse | 13 Apr '12, 12:20 | X
    • Isn't that what Party Monster is?

      Home Alone 5.

      Kevin left alone by his mother, yet again, falls into a spiral of drug use, paranoia, fabulousness and murder.

      xheathenx @colossalhorse | 13 Apr '12, 12:28 | X
      • yep Igby Goes Down would be Home Alone 5

        Party Monster would be Home Alone 6.

        xheathenx @james_ | 13 Apr '12, 12:44 | X
      • Having now looked it up, pretty much

        Bugger.

        though I was hoping for something more like JCVD with added toilet wanking. Maybe there's a twist where a burglar actually tries to break into Culkin's apartment, forcing him to set up the old paint can on a rope trap. The burglars skull gets caved in and Culkin tries to dispose of the body before the police show up whilst cranked off his tits. Or something. I dunno, I'm just spitballing here.

        colossalhorse @xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 12:43 | X
        • WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES!!!

          xheathenx @colossalhorse | 13 Apr '12, 12:45 | X
          colossalhorse this'd this
  • Robocop 4

    When footage is leaked showing Robocop pistol-whipping a prostitute, he is forced to resign.

    As 'Roboman', he works nights for a small security firm. One night he winesses something that could change everything. Forever.

    Can Roboman save his reputation AND the world?

    sadpunk | 13 Apr '12, 12:22 | X
    • aka Robocop 4: Fuck off Robocop

      IndieAndy_Jones @sadpunk | 13 Apr '12, 12:25 | X
      • ^this made me laugh A LOT

        andyvine @IndieAndy_Jones | 13 Apr '12, 13:48 | X
        • it's a Future of the Left song title

          IndieAndy_Jones @andyvine | 13 Apr '12, 15:21 | X
  • Fuck off Robocop

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm1D_Se7sfQ&feature=related

    chadders | 13 Apr '12, 12:27 | X
  • Animal House 2: Animaler Houser!

    Blues Brothers 2010: A Soul Odyssey

    xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 12:32 | X
  • The Last King Of Scotland 2

    A bit like the first one except its about King James VI, still played by Forest Whitaker

    Smyth2 | 13 Apr '12, 12:42 | X
    • *The Penultimate King of Scotland

      xheathenx @Smyth2 | 13 Apr '12, 12:45 | X
      DangerousSnails this'd this
  • Movie 2: The Sequel

    After watching a film, a couple emerge and discuss their feelings on the acting and the plotline. With hilarious results. Critics are describing it as 'dire'

    mac_daddy | 13 Apr '12, 12:43 | X
  • The Moreshank Redemption

    Jordan_229_2 | 13 Apr '12, 12:48 | X
    • The Lamb Shank Redemption

      Morgan Freeman plays a butcher being ripped off by his supplier.

      andyvine @Jordan_229_2 | 13 Apr '12, 13:49 | X
      revgreen this'd this
  • SANDWICH!

    THE MOVIE!

    It's not a sequel, its a prequel to a movie yet to be written so technically it can still be included in this thread.

    xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 12:51 | X
  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 2

    Brad Pitt is brought back to life and ages naturally. critics are describing it as 'predictable'

    mac_daddy | 13 Apr '12, 12:54 | X
    • * tour de force, obvious oscar nominations all round

      the most emotionally involving movie of all time, even better than Titanic 2.

      xheathenx @mac_daddy | 13 Apr '12, 13:08 | X
  • Co-Dependence Day

    Aliens invade but realise that they can't survive in Earth's atmosphere without the aid of their newly enslaved human population.

    Hilarity Ensues.

    xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 13:09 | X
  • Try Hard

    John McLane's enrols his daughter at Juliard in order to vicariously live the life of an artist through her. Meanwhile all she does is turn her flat into a squat, take shit photos in sepia and blog about her friends bands.

    xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 13:12 | X
    shrinebabe and andyvine this'd this
    • Try Harder

      John McLane's daughter's attempts to provide a Xmas meal for her family go awry when her african-american boyfriend gets mixed up with an old friend and is arrested. Meanwhile her turkey is too big for the oven and she had to turn to her neighbours who hate her for having 4 day raves in her flat.

      WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

      xheathenx @xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 13:16 | X
      • ok we get it

        your really good at this

        shrinebabe @xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 13:33 | X
        • you're*

          shrinebabe @shrinebabe | 13 Apr '12, 13:33 | X
        • ^ Thats the actual plot to a film Mrs Tom Cruise was in.

          It was fucking awful.

          =D

          xheathenx @shrinebabe | 13 Apr '12, 13:40 | X
  • Jurassic Lark

    Like the first one, but all the dinosaurs have evolved into birds, and ornithology expert Bill Oddie must save some pesky teens from getting pecked into tiny bits.

    TheSoundofBastards | 13 Apr '12, 13:16 | X
  • The 7th Sense.

    Young boy is able to taste dead people, but as you can imagine it rarely happens that his tongue is anywhere near a dead person.

    skellywager | 13 Apr '12, 13:16 | X
  • Men in Black 4 - Hang on, that's actually a really really really really dark grey

    TheSoundofBastards | 13 Apr '12, 13:18 | X
    • Men in Black and White

      Arthouse rework of the Will Smith action-comedy vehicle Men In Black, shot in the style of Truffaut with all of the characters replaced by Mimes and Black & White Minstrels.

      xheathenx @TheSoundofBastards | 13 Apr '12, 13:22 | X
  • One Flew Into The Cuckoos Nest

    Nurse Ratched is just trying to follow procedure but these darn mental patients are making her job really difficult.

    shrinebabe | 13 Apr '12, 13:23 | X
  • Howard the duck vs predator

    definitionofself | 13 Apr '12, 13:59 | X
  • Pulp Fiction

    Sheffield band go around snorting coke and stickin' lead in some muthafuckas, stabbin' bitches in the heart and dancing to chuck muthafuckin' berry before having a nice pint of Tetley's afterwards.

    Verbal | 13 Apr '12, 14:07 | X
  • My Left Footloose

    Daniel Day Lewis struggles to overcome his hometown’s prejudice against dancing wheelchair users.

    marckee | 13 Apr '12, 15:22 | X
    xheathenx this'd this
  • rush hour 12

    with critters and gremlins taking over red neck town

    definitionofself | 13 Apr '12, 16:02 | X
    • if you can work the tremors worms into the script

      i'll start one of those kickstarter pages and we can fund it "ourselves".

      xheathenx @definitionofself | 13 Apr '12, 16:04 | X
      • GRABOIDS!!!!!!!

        deal :)

        definitionofself @xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 16:57 | X
  • Some Kind of Monster Munch

    Pushed to get back together again after 20 years hiatus, the Walkers flavour scientists famous for creating the classic beef and pickled onion taste sensations, have to put aside their creative and personal differences and work through the emotional and psychological damage caused by the height of their mid-80's fame in order to create an all new flavour for the important relaunch of their trademark brand of corn snack.

    WARNING: Contains scenes of grown men acting like stroppy teenagers.

    xheathenx | 13 Apr '12, 16:03 | X
  • Oldtoy Story

    Woody is locked in a toybox for 15 years, then suddenly released. He wants to know why.

    Charm and whimsy meets incest and hammer-violence in the movie mash up no one wants to see.

    colossalhorse | 13 Apr '12, 16:13 | X
    DangerousSnails and pip_ this'd this
  • Dumb and Dumberer 2.

    For people who think Derek Richardson and Eric Christian Olsen are the real Lloyd and Harry.

    theguywithnousername | 13 Apr '12, 16:15 | X
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