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Pitch your movie sequel
I know what you're all thinking, 'there just aren't enough movie sequels being made these days'
What film would you like to make a sequel to and what would be the general premise of it?
I know what you're all thinking, 'there just aren't enough movie sequels being made these days'
What film would you like to make a sequel to and what would be the general premise of it?
Not a pitch
but I saw that Titanic 2 was on SciFi last night...
100 years later, lightning strikes twice
Which would make more sense if they were both struck by lightning, rather than icebergs.
REVENGE OF THE TITANIC
Honey, I Went Inside The Kids
Bill & Ted's Middling Trip
Back From the Future.
Bicycle Thieves 2.
...startting Johnny Vegas and former Corrie icon Bruce Jones.
* starring, ffs.
remission impossible
would that be philadelphia 2?
^
POTD?
Melancholia 2
this time, it's personal
Tom 2: Crusie Control
won't be satisfied til it gets made
it's cruise* you belm
first spelling is better.
actually imagining Tom Cruise promoting a move called "Crusie Control"
This is better than my idea, hopefully the studio goes with this.
Speed 2: Cruise Control
A bit like the first one, but on a big fuck-off boat.
you're just being silly now
Speed 3: Booze Control
A bit like the first one, but set at an AA meeting.
Speed 4: Snooze Control
A bit like the first one, but in a narcolepsy clinic.
these are all great
looking forward to bruise control
Speed 5: Woos Control
A bit like the first one, but the villain is played by a famous Welsh golfer.
*Ric Flair
I would pay a month's salary to watch a Speed remake starring Ric Flair
*directed by John Woo (he's in control, y'see)
speed 6: Jews Control
Our hero travels in time back to Nazi Germany
Starring Mel Gibson
[via today's paper]
Speed 6: News Control
A bit like the first one, but actually a hard-hitting satire set at the heart of the Murdoch empire.
Speed 7: Noose Control
DARK
Speed 8: Lose Control
A bit like the first one, but completely INSANE.
Speed 9: Bruise Control
A bit like the first one, but featuring a hero who tries to stop fruit getting damaged in transit. Starring cat_race.
yay!
Speed 10: Big Suze Control
A bit like the first one, but this time it's a Peep Show spin-off.
Speed 11: Shoes control
Keanu Reeves is wearing remote controlled shoes that CANNOT SLOW DOWN.
:D
Speed 13: Suez Control
A bit like the first one, except a reboot set during the Anglo-Franco-Israeli attack on the Egyptian canal
Speed 14: Cruz Control
A bit like the first one, except Tom Cruise is strapped to Penelope Cruz.
WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES.
Speed 2: Luiz Control
like the first one but the villain being a renegade gary neville
Speed 15: Shrews Control
A bit like the first one, but with Keanu Reeves dressed as a small rodent.
*with Keanu Reeves playing the character of Kate.
Speed 17: Muse control
Reeves joins the band as a second guitarist, but the guys balk at his suggestion they add a, "dub-reggae vibe" to their new material. Whose vision will win out?
Alternatively: Matt Bellamy is locked in a solo and CANNOT SLOW DOWN.
speed 18 pews control
keanu reeves head up catholic church building regulations. measures the lengh of church pews to ensure regulations are met, with great speed
Speed 19: Blues Control
Keanu Reeves battles John Goodman for control of the worlds of Rhythm and Blues, Soul and Funk. We all lose.
Billy And The Cloneasaurus
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, SIR?
Alien vs Predator vs (Alien vs Predator)
three films battle it out
:D
The Usual Suspects 2
so we can finally find out who the fuck was Keyser Soze
My Parents Are Aliens vs Predator
This would be better as a sit-com i think.
Rain Men In Black
The severely autistic attempt to battle an alien invasion. Tastelessness ensues
=D
How Stella Lost Her Groove Again
Stella tells her best friend and new lover to fuck right off and goes back to being a miserable corporate drone. Long, lingering shots of Stella eating an Egg McMuffin after working all night. Her house gets slowly dirtier and more depressing as she is too busy and tired to clean up. She loses the plot at a staff party after drinking too much cava etc.
Dirtier Dancer in the Dark
Dirty Dancing -> Dirtier Dancing -> Grotty Dancing -> Straight Up Fucking
*drunken fucking
Inception 2
Cobb wakes up to find the whole of the first movie was in fact a dream and he actually works as a TV repairman in Delaware. He goes to work and bores his colleagues shitless trying to explain his weird meta-dream for 2 hours.
Drop Dead Freda
Slapstick comedy sequel. The ginger one from Harry Potter stars as a young man who is revisited by his childhood imaginary friend, Drop Dead Freda, played by Miley Cyrus.
Memento 2
same scenes as Memento, but in a different random order again
The goonies 2
but put them up against pennywise the clown
Jurassic Pork
No dinosuars just Pigs.
*really large pigs
They're moving in herds. They do move in herds.
Just imagine that music over a helicopter shot of a pig sty
Da-daah, da-daaaah, da da daaah da-da-daaah daaaah, da da da da da-da-da-da
Apocalypse Later
A prequel of you like following Colonel Kurtz's successful but largley unremarkable military career before the vietnam war
Home Alone...5?
After his girlfriend leaves him Macauley Culkin is Home Alone. Now in his 30s he wanders around his apartment in a drink and drug addled stupor, delivering a slurred monologue about the tragedy of being an out of work former child star into a cracked mirror.
Contains scenes of heavy drug use and one disturbing shot of Macauley cracking one out over iphone porn whilst on the shitter.
Isn't that what Party Monster is?
Home Alone 5.
Kevin left alone by his mother, yet again, falls into a spiral of drug use, paranoia, fabulousness and murder.
yep Igby Goes Down would be Home Alone 5
Party Monster would be Home Alone 6.
Having now looked it up, pretty much
Bugger.
though I was hoping for something more like JCVD with added toilet wanking. Maybe there's a twist where a burglar actually tries to break into Culkin's apartment, forcing him to set up the old paint can on a rope trap. The burglars skull gets caved in and Culkin tries to dispose of the body before the police show up whilst cranked off his tits. Or something. I dunno, I'm just spitballing here.
WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES!!!
Robocop 4
When footage is leaked showing Robocop pistol-whipping a prostitute, he is forced to resign.
As 'Roboman', he works nights for a small security firm. One night he winesses something that could change everything. Forever.
Can Roboman save his reputation AND the world?
aka Robocop 4: Fuck off Robocop
^this made me laugh A LOT
it's a Future of the Left song title
Fuck off Robocop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm1D_Se7sfQ&feature=related
Animal House 2: Animaler Houser!
Blues Brothers 2010: A Soul Odyssey
The Last King Of Scotland 2
A bit like the first one except its about King James VI, still played by Forest Whitaker
*The Penultimate King of Scotland
Movie 2: The Sequel
After watching a film, a couple emerge and discuss their feelings on the acting and the plotline. With hilarious results. Critics are describing it as 'dire'
The Moreshank Redemption
The Lamb Shank Redemption
Morgan Freeman plays a butcher being ripped off by his supplier.
SANDWICH!
THE MOVIE!
It's not a sequel, its a prequel to a movie yet to be written so technically it can still be included in this thread.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 2
Brad Pitt is brought back to life and ages naturally. critics are describing it as 'predictable'
* tour de force, obvious oscar nominations all round
the most emotionally involving movie of all time, even better than Titanic 2.
Co-Dependence Day
Aliens invade but realise that they can't survive in Earth's atmosphere without the aid of their newly enslaved human population.
Hilarity Ensues.
Try Hard
John McLane's enrols his daughter at Juliard in order to vicariously live the life of an artist through her. Meanwhile all she does is turn her flat into a squat, take shit photos in sepia and blog about her friends bands.
Try Harder
John McLane's daughter's attempts to provide a Xmas meal for her family go awry when her african-american boyfriend gets mixed up with an old friend and is arrested. Meanwhile her turkey is too big for the oven and she had to turn to her neighbours who hate her for having 4 day raves in her flat.
WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES.
ok we get it
your really good at this
you're*
^ Thats the actual plot to a film Mrs Tom Cruise was in.
It was fucking awful.
=D
Jurassic Lark
Like the first one, but all the dinosaurs have evolved into birds, and ornithology expert Bill Oddie must save some pesky teens from getting pecked into tiny bits.
The 7th Sense.
Young boy is able to taste dead people, but as you can imagine it rarely happens that his tongue is anywhere near a dead person.
Men in Black 4 - Hang on, that's actually a really really really really dark grey
Men in Black and White
Arthouse rework of the Will Smith action-comedy vehicle Men In Black, shot in the style of Truffaut with all of the characters replaced by Mimes and Black & White Minstrels.
One Flew Into The Cuckoos Nest
Nurse Ratched is just trying to follow procedure but these darn mental patients are making her job really difficult.
Howard the duck vs predator
Pulp Fiction
Sheffield band go around snorting coke and stickin' lead in some muthafuckas, stabbin' bitches in the heart and dancing to chuck muthafuckin' berry before having a nice pint of Tetley's afterwards.
My Left Footloose
Daniel Day Lewis struggles to overcome his hometown’s prejudice against dancing wheelchair users.
rush hour 12
with critters and gremlins taking over red neck town
if you can work the tremors worms into the script
i'll start one of those kickstarter pages and we can fund it "ourselves".
GRABOIDS!!!!!!!
deal :)
Some Kind of Monster Munch
Pushed to get back together again after 20 years hiatus, the Walkers flavour scientists famous for creating the classic beef and pickled onion taste sensations, have to put aside their creative and personal differences and work through the emotional and psychological damage caused by the height of their mid-80's fame in order to create an all new flavour for the important relaunch of their trademark brand of corn snack.
WARNING: Contains scenes of grown men acting like stroppy teenagers.
Oldtoy Story
Woody is locked in a toybox for 15 years, then suddenly released. He wants to know why.
Charm and whimsy meets incest and hammer-violence in the movie mash up no one wants to see.
Dumb and Dumberer 2.
For people who think Derek Richardson and Eric Christian Olsen are the real Lloyd and Harry.