Hypothetical Man Utd fans enraged as the Professional Game Match Officials Board's apology to Little Wigan goes a step too far.
Woy realises that Tottenham's slump puts him in serious danger of being offered the England job and rectifies this at the Etihad.
Surely even most Arsenal fans stopped watching their game after 11 minutes? Wolves were doomed about two months ago, not sure what word would do their situation justice now.
I can only imagine the mess LLB made on his Loftus Road seat as QPR dismantled the football contrarian's new public enemy number one.
Real brush aside Atletico Madrid. Amazingly, this probably isn't said enough, at least not in the indie circles I move in- Cristiano Ronaldo is a fucking outstanding footballer.
Some footballing anorak somewhere defends Subotic's disgusting behaviour, most probably.