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The real story really took the Sting out of it for me.
rather than a pun, a question
what farmyard animals are known for their particular pen and ink?
(I feel a bit cruel and unfair for saying this given the circumstances)
Seriously, could she not have written them again in that time? I mean, it's nice she got them back and all, but seriously.
^that's not a pun
But surely it took that long because they were just doing a bit here and a bit there on their coffee breaks....rather than making it a priority.
More that she/anyone thought it was worth it. It would have taken her a week tops to rewrite it, she just got lazy.
i'd hope that if this really happened the police officer at the station would just say "are you fucking shittin' me, love? we're here to prevent or solve crime, ffs".