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It's going to be a long day.
which is good. i should maybe have had it looked at but it seems fine now. i guess i'll just go with it and if it comes back i'll try and be a little more vigilant.
it's not a Scottish bank holiday, is it? Anyway, we don't get bank holidays here reagardless...
It's going to be a very long day - very little work on the plate and not much coming in as a lot of people are on holiday...
From the second I save this BAU report down to the LAN and whenever we get told to fuckk of home.
It's not as if I can look at anything remotely interesting on the internet either as the websites don't work properly on IE6 or the sites themselves are blocked for a variety of reasons.
If the bogs weren't so rank, I'd sneak of for a shufty and 40 winks.
it's going to be a bit struggle. Think I might take an extended lunch and go for a bit of a walk somewhere as I really can't arsed being here the whole day.
Might get pissed at Stansted.
It's going to get pricey doing this on Maker's Mark.
4 of us?
This might be the ideal opportunity to roll out 'allegedly: a game of libel for all the family'.
Rules: Post something libellious about a celebrity, but place the word 'allegedly' at the beginning or ending of the sentence to avoid Sean getting his website sent cease and desist letters and having the social forum shut down.
NO MODS! WHEY!
CHAOS REIGNS! HILARITY ENSUES!
I'm at work. Very quiet. Listening to Grandaddy and reading wikipedia articles on black metal musicians. Stuck here till 1400 hours.
Sorry for the confusion. The Grandaddy I'm refering to are an American indie rock band. I'm listening to their music. Both of my granda's are retired.
i think next time you should take your granda to work and listen to him. grandparents are very wise and you might learn alot.
They're nice enough guys but it would be more trouble than it's worth taking them to work with me.
got another week off with bugger all planned, I fear DIY will be happening
i set a cow on fire, a giant killed me, i set a chicken on fire, a farmer killed me. it goes on and on. i think there might be something in the combat system that i just haven't really twigged yet like targetting or something. it's great though, definitely enjoying it. that tv isn't doing it any justice though. feel free to go and have a play today if you want.
I want to kill myself.
I went through Gateshead/Newcastle on the train on Saturday and the whole time it smelt of a mix of burning plastic and cheap rum.
and the burning plastic south, but both elements were there in some capacity all the time.
You should have said. I'd have gone to the roof and waved at you. I didn't notice any unusual smells.
Maybe the train was on fire and they didn't tell us. I wouldn't put it past East Coast.
I think my brother is going to the keep today. If you see a boy who kind of has my face but is also wearing a too tight white t shirt and checking himself out in all reflective surfaces don't laugh TOO HARD at him.
I'm at my cousins' house. just had a brief chat with my cousin Peter, a lovely man who has been known to talk at length about radiators.
he told me about his recent hernia op.
- The mouse is still here
- I'm being my usual robot/mong self about TH all of a sudden
- £100 short on rent this month :/
+ Mental housemate still away
+ Had chocolate for breakfast
+ Running some more tours
+ Going to watch loads of Curb tonight
so you're too busy to talk to me on facebook and now HERE YOU ARE?!?!!??
IS THAT OK WITH YOU, DAD?!
Also, I'm having a break. I TIRED.
but TH was here and working early so I had to get up and give him cereal and be a good host.
i woke up in the night really badly needing to vomit, but i managed not to. now i'm just shivery and tired and ill. since friday i've eaten a sandwich and then some pasta yesterday. am i ill? am i dying? how do i solve this?
followed by a beer
Get some rehydration sachets, stat.
Thought it was a hangover; it was actually much much worse.
I swear I was going to do something constructive with this day but staying in bed and watching the new Game of Thrones and the last couple of Person of Interests whilst eating an easter egg seemed like a better use of my time.
finishing a long tiresome essay on Racine. Then I'm going to watch The Devils. It probably isn't the kind of film you should watch of an afternoon, but oh well.
Already shat myself twice and thrown up forever. I don't feel so good.
and there's a bird dying in our chimney feel like i'm gonna have a breakdownw soon
there it is
Hi I'm not even at work should I just go now forever? Last night I watched Jurassic Park and Gladiator for the first time ever in my life! I'm really excited because I think this will mean that people will stop looking at me all funny when they try and talk to me about films. I questioned why I hadn't seen all these films and my brother said I was "Too busy being a book cunt" when I was little. A BOOK CUNT.
Oh ok. I'll start a list, and whenever someone acts surprised that I haven't seen a film I'll write it down and watch it and then I can hang out with ALL the cool kids.
shit holiday anyways, and there's nae cunt around so the commute was a breeze.
Am I supposed to be in work?
we all failed
Can someone please talk me out of getting McDonalds for lunch?
And made out of bad stuff which isn't made out of the same stuff as actual food <insert link to page where that guy stored a mac meal a day for six months which shows each meal has not moulded, mildewed or generally decomposed in any way compared to other fast food outlets food over the same period>
Macdonalds are a bad multi-national <insert links to the McLibel Case>
Their fries are substandard in quality compared to other outlets fries.
THEY MURDER COWS AND BAD TINGS AND THAT!
Not doing it.
I hate my neighbour. Does anyone have any experience with calling the council noise people? He's not blaring music, just shouting and banging on walls and doors until around 5am.
has it stopped being hilarious?
also one of my friends rang the NOISE PEOPLE on her neighbours cos they kept having parties where they'd smash all of their plates (yeah wtf?) and apparently it only really works if you ring them like every time/keep a journal of them being DICKS.
in my defence, they were holding a warehouse party — literally. Queues of people at the door waiting to get in, a bouncer, and all the rest. We had a common wall between our bedroom and the "venue". The music kept going until 6am. In other words, the police did fuck all about it.
A few Weeks ago I got woken up by him repeatedly screaming 'MOTHERFUCKER' at 3am :(
and he's on his own in the house, probably because he's awful to live with. He's learning English swearwords now though, so just screams MOTHERFUUUUUUUUCKERS every now and again.
the centre was liquid gold. Delicious.
No Twitter, No FAcebook, Gmail hardly works. BBC is cno==onfigured to Asia which is BS.
TOday I went to Tianenmen Sq on my own and got spoken to a lot by various Chinese people. Two girls were clearly scam artists but they were nice so I went and had some beers with them. I told them to meet me later but I didn't show uo but they probably didn't either so meh. It's really humid and dusty here. 5 minutes outside leaves you needing a shower. I'm going to bed now to watch HBO. Too many cheep beers and too much walking = bed. Seriously so much walking, walked for about 3 hours but only moved about a cm on the map. So tired. Happy Easter Monday you idiots!
i just got up. Went to bed at 6am last night, which was silly.
I need to arranage a date with a swedish girl for the weekend, but away from that I'll just lay about and apply for jobs. Might go for a run but tbh cba. This weekend has been nuts.
Pub quiz later! ^.^