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This competition is a bit uneven I feel.
It won't alter my decision but I'm curious.
Also the shit is just a tiny bit, not a sunday dinner load.
that's the clincher for me. Also, for many, having jizz up your nose is just a normal Friday night.
no more jizz up in your nose.
I know someone who got his own in his eye. schoolboy error.
Never look down the barrel of a loaded gun I say.
Really annoying but you're sort of used to it by now.
that it was just like a sexy cold.
sexy head cold.
that it wouldn't be *that* big a deal.
occupational hazard of being near someone...nearing completion.
I mean, how often is this going to be a surprise?
did some guy get a run up on you, cock in hand? did you walk around a corner and into some outdoors business?
They might encounter some rude activities while on a country walk. Their curiosity would backfire with a wad load hitting their sinus.
pretty unlucky to happen upon a loaded weapon with the safety off.
but convenient otherwise.
everyone knows they use sonar.
only eat food that tasted exactly like shit but wasn't shit for a whole week, or only drink your own piss that you've stored up for a week.
an jizz in my mouth
begs even more questions.
occupational hazard for moles, deffo.
its the smell that gets you, but if you have a load of jizz up your nose you wont smell it, so i would probably pick both.
So like blood but worse?
I remember this from one of the Hannibal Lecter books (Red Dragon?).
There's iron in this pigment from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver or sutin.
it's going to be easier to blow your nose once or twice to get rid of it, than have to brush your teeth and use mouthwash to get rid of the taste of shit, no matter how small an amount is offered.
Are you a new user or just a new name? You're a bit of a cunt like.
I think this thread MIGHT not help your parting argument.
and on my hourly toilet check, I noticed a suspicious looking gentleman making his way out awkwardly. I routinely checked the toilets and he had left most of it on the side. So I had to scrub it away, and unfortunately a bit flicked up onto my face. So I guess I would have to go for shit, as i'm now desensitised to contact with it.
or just a hobby?
I'm blaming this thread.