There's games today. Quite a few, in fact.
Mancini says he would have punched Balotelli every day were they team-mates. Not sure if that was a joke or an excuse.
In a story that in no way became tedious a year ago and is still dragging on, West Ham's Olympic Stadium bid should be disqualified according to, er, rival bidder Barry Hearn.
Real Madrid want Kyle Walker or Glen Johnson. Right.
Paul Ince wants the Wolves job. See, Wolves fans? See what that whole anti-Mick protest has led to?
According to Tony Pulis, Twitter users are "talking to a bunch of Herberts they don't even know". Meanwhile, '#FootballersIHate' is currently UK trending. A couple just under it, 'Lee Hughes'.