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Pissing on your Co-Workers' chairs?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/04/05/slash_and_charged/
*Raymond Charles Foley, 59, was initially dismissed from his IT job at US company Farm Bureau Financial Services after being busted for urinating, in a strange cat like sexual marking technique, on the chairs of co-workers whom he deemed to be attractive.*
Ew! :(