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I’ll get the ball rolling..
JUSS LIKE THAT..
JUSS LIKE THAT.
Tommy Cooper of course.
<pushes glasses up nose>
I LIKE BUILDINGS. I'M SO TWEE
frankie boyle ^
I knew it was a mental, got the wrong one.
I see C_R more as the stage in evolution before the alligator.
I know who this is.
LOL JK I'm from Chelsea.
I'm meths by the way.
But I'm not going to post it because libel won't look good on my CV
So close. SO CLOSE!
just don't get me started!
ok tomato - yeah maybe
PM for cost etc xxx (No australians)
Someone find that.
Starting a thread about other DiSers idiosyncracies. Bit needy, fella. My Montenegran mates tell me you have been suffering from a nervous tic for several months now though, so I suppose I can't blame you trying to shift attention elsewhere.
you're not good at this.
AI DONT BEEELEEEVE IT!
les dennis doing an impression of her off of corrie from years ago
WHY-EES MAAYN SEY
HONE-ELY, FEWLS Ah-HRUSH IN
CAN YOU NOT TELL FROM MY ECKSHOTICK ACKSHENT?
link to the guardian
<LOADS OF TEXT>
The band was Showaddy.waddy!!!
Hello,everybody,the good shoping place,the new season approaching, click in. Let's facelift bar!
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Air jordan(1-24)shoes $33
UGG BOOT $50
Nike shox(R4,NZ,OZ,TL1,TL2,TL3) $33
Handbags(Coach lv fendi d&g) $33
Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $16
Jean(True Religion,ed hardy,coogi) $30
New era cap $9
Bikini (Ed hardy,polo) $18
do impressions <333
I may not be able to bust heads like I used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
everyone post about how great i am and how much i've been missed.
THIS IZ A NOIF
knifey, usually when i'm really drunk, usually involving throwing a knife in some way then trying to retrieve it (once using a rope swing where the aim was to swing as far as possible and stick a knife into the ground, next player would try to retrieve then restick the knife, usually played 'to the pain'; or 'mano a mano' with each player standing with their right feet touching, throwing the knife into the ground around the feet of the opponent, then the opponent attempting to retrieve it (like macho twister with knives)) without untouching feet or falling over.
Usually ends up with someone getting a bit carried away or a more responsible adult stepping in to prevent escalation of machismo causing a fallout/knife wound occuring.
WITH....my BRI.....tishACCENT...play...INGTHEPARTOFAMEDIAMOGUL...whose un-DOINGisverylikely the work of GOSSIPGIRLHER self.
IIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii allllllllllsoplayedthe PART....of....THEDEV ilopposite BRENDANFRA!! ser.....and was...INANAUSTINPOWERS.
I'M BRIAN BLESSED.
I'M BRIAN BLESSED.
4921FUCK IT IS DOG?!!!!! FUCKING PHONE?! IS DOG?!!!
and GREETINGS! and WELCOME! and THANKYOU for joining us on this WONDERFUL DAY as we look forward to playing this MARVELLOUS game, and we say HELLO not just to listeners from this country but AROUND THE WORLD who have all TUNED IN to hear ME getting EXCITED because even though I'm PUSHING NINETY I'm still the HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE and you are wicked for saying I'm not alive, Paul, I'm not a member of the undead just yet.
see? Told you.
is ee avin a laff