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Was this something that only happened in my childhood?
We started out by roaming around the classrooms and pocketing coins from the little boxes they used to collect money for charity.
Then we went into a larger classroom where there were craft tables, art equipment etc everywhere, and in the middle of the room was a large papier-mache nativity scene (it was a few weeks beore Christmas).
There was a little papier-mache crib with a doll in it, a papier-mache Mary & Joseph, three papier-mache Wise Men, and a bunch of papier-mache animals. The display was apparently nearing completion - most but not all of the figures were painted, everything was decorated with tinsel, and the whole thing was obviously the product of several weeks' loving work by tiny hands.
I remember Patrick & me standing there and looking at each other, stunned by the enormity of what we were about to do. We smashed the whole thing to pieces, then fucked off down to KFC where we bought a royal feast with our stolen money.
I've always felt guilty about having perpetrated such a cunt act. But now I'm comforted by the thought that at least we didn't smear shit on the walls.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph have had their heads smashed to pieces
That was pretty hilarious. No shit smearing that I remember though
Also, someone set a firework off in the girls' lav a few years earlier.
take that, Jesus!
this kid curtis smeared his shit all over the walls. it was disgusting. and also one of my few memories of being a four year old :(
Is that a general kid thing to do or is it unique to my reception?