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Which brand do you usually buy? And which product within that brand?
In't they expensive these days?
fucks up with you people?
oh.... it's the heat isn't it.
Cold showers all round.
you can still get two-for-£1/£2 in most pub vendors.
if you're a real player/deviant, go to your local family planning clinic and get a job lot.
that's no fun
with a pin if it's danger you're after
then double bag that bad boy. can't be too careful
2 boxes for £12.
the pink ones - featherlight or something? not the pleasuremax ones.
i once used a extra safe one a few years ago - felt like i putting on a oven glove.
that shit's horrible
I meant the performa ones with that numbing gel in them to make you last longer.
Avoid salt & vinegar if poss
I'm just not sure they're very safe though, given that they look like you could spit peas through them...
seriously. Dirt cheap. I can't believe people buy them from shops.
i usually run into the shop with a boner knocking stuff of shelves at the last minute
WITH THE BONER. like the 3 stooges wooden plank sketch
your mum can't keep her mouth shut
When I did I was a Fetherlite man though.
I'm running out of canal to drown them all in :(
Waiting in a queue to pay, the next queue along there was this girl who was dressed a bit, for want of a better word, sluttily, with the most amazing backcombed 80's poodle hair. Next to her was her beefcake boyfriend, heavily muscled, greased back hair and a PORN STAR t-shirt. What were they buying? Two bottles of wine, two 12 packs of Durex... and Mr Bean The Movie on dvd.... a romantic night ahead by all accounts!
Is a very romantic film FYI
I have never maintained an erection through a whole episode of Mr Bean, let alone a feature film of it..!
Should probably add a safety wink after that... ;)
and my friend was going to get laid for the first time but he was well nervous and he said he didn't have a condom so i, totally pissed, was like ''yeah i can help with that'' ran out the house to the only open thing anywhere near which was a pub, went to the toilet and stuck a couple of quid in it to get him a condom so he could get on with it. on the way back from the pub i noticed that, in my drunken stuper i had missed the fact that it was a starship enterprise shaped condom. i gave it him anyway.
Why can't they just be like any other item in the supermarket?
Just unnecessarily highlights your wishful thinking/deal.