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So who does it?
Come on, cards on the table.
Anyone who replies in the affirmative is creepy.
than the act of ... look I'm out of here.
Sort yourselves out fellow posters.
If so, I'm in...
and are boasting, or you are seriously considering it.
wanking is a full time commitment
'Im working from home at the moment'
Im 'In the Office' at the moment
tomorrow I will be 'working from home'
And every time I answer, yes. If I'm bored of an afternoon I'll nip off for a sly tug - why not?
I don't do it all the time like but, once in a while...
I suspect it's more common than people care to think about
I can beat off anywhere really.
Someone I didn't care much for but was obliged to attend - easily.
Think about it - whacking off is a much, much more pleasant activity than you'd normally do in there, is it not?
I think that you just haven't realised that you are a COLLOSAL pervert.
The clues are all there, you're ready for self discovery
Yeah I'm surprised my girlfriend hasn't moaned about my inability to finish without sniffing the soiled gusset of my own underpants first.
and the raucus hand driers
coughing up sputum
raucus hand driers
PUNK ALL DAYER!
Entry: donation to the ANL.
i need the delicate scent of flowers, the sound of a tinkling brook, a gentle breeze, birdsong.
As such, no, never.
I work in IT now.
9 - 10: Breakfast
10 - 12: Internet
12 - 1: Lunch
1- 1.05: Wank
1:05 - 3.55: Internet
3:55 - 4.00: Zoom through work for the day
(He's pretty good at multi tasking)
cba finding the thread though
i remember reading the results of a survey where 18% of women admitted they've had a cheeky frig on public transport. dirty bastards.
i used to have a job in a shop when i was younger, and my first duties in the morning were to count the previous day's takings, so i had to lock myself in the office. the boss had a porn stash under a set of drawers, so i'd start every morning with a quick tug. it's natural, man.
cannae remember which one, but it DEFINITELY HAPPENED.
what bus these "18%" of women caught
A mate told me a story one time about a chap he used to work with who would go to the toilets once a day and whack one out. He would then come back to his desk looking sweaty and flustered, dabbing his forehead with a tissue.
Apparently someone was in the cubicle next door one time and heard everything and also saw jizz landing on the floor. GRIM.
He was found out and booted, apparently.
I normally wanna roll over and have a kip
I'm thinking colo-rectal surgery or paediatric burns unit
which makes it slightly less hot.
...assuming your work doesn't have a prayer room.
but I had to share it. Feel free to ignore this.
it's not unproblematic. But it's much better than most other porn. I feel I'm digging myself into a hole here. Yeah.
"I feel I'm digging myself into a hole here. "-That's what h-*abandon*
That's what I meant by "Yeah."
Please erase this conversation from your memory.
Massively NSFW, but I guess this whole thread is, really.
but this is ridiculous