Boards
Reasons why cyclists are wankers:
- They don't stop at red lights.
- They look down on people who jog.
- If they have a baby seat on with it isn't that like the most dangerous thing in the world, dude.
- When there's a big sign saying 'PEDESTRIANS HAVE RIGHT OF WAY' they just steam on through under the bridge like an unwelcome turd.
*These instances relate to incidents over the past week which I have witnessed, and may or may not apply to others. If they do, then...well...oh...this is awkward