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I was dicing with death!
I had a dream the other night that I was being chased by Luke Haines. He eventually caught me and my teeth fell out. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
it's a nice relief when you wake up with an intact mouth though
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals!
...I shacked up with Morrissey. It was weird.
So I've just been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
It's was a Shih Tsu.
threw two eggs and a carton of cream all over me
just about managing to keep my balance whilst standing on the shoulders of the guitarist from U2.
I was teetering on The Edge!
a stick with a leather-wrapped lead weight attached to the end on my head.
I was under the cosh!