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Can't be arsed. Going to see how much paper I end up with in my tray.
Great days, my friends, great days.
You can only dream of making threads this good.
Shits all over 40 days and nights in a desert
I'm pushing boundaries that people didn't even know existed.
in that case your nails will be all raggedy by then
Cos I'm doing nothing but filling. Your mum. Until after Easter.
(Note to self: consider whether, when it comes to mum jokes, it'd be better to go for a policy of quality not quantity.)
toy holiding hing (or equivalent) stuck up their arsehole.
thanks balonz :)
1. Start piling anything and everyting next to my monitor until it gets 'full'
2. Start piling stuff up on the base of my monitor until its gets 'full'
3. Start piling stuff up under my mousemat until the cleaner leaves me a note.
4. Sort out papers, ie chuck away about 99.9% of it.
i think I'm going to be sick. i think my dairylea dunkers were off. Eirther that or I'm getting a hangover from lunchtime already. Tips for how to stop yourself from chundering please. I need to do a conference call in a minute.
or three whiteboard markers if you don't have any chalk
I've just had another biscuit (a ginger one- that's supposed to work for morning sickness, so I am told.)
I find if you let filing pile up for long enough, your office eventually gets a work experience kid who'll do it for you