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Both the House of Lords and Buckingham Palace refused to comment.
giving you a look which says 'do not get the fuck in this lift or one will regret it'.
What would you do?
I'm sure there will have been someone in with them in between them and the open doors though.
Whatever does it for you...
the queen has just spent moderately longer in a lift than she has grown accustomed to and you're dicking about like this??
I believe it's in Magna Carta, somewhere near the bottom (wahey!)
in case you're... caught short.
Hang on ... is this treason?
Damn you Elgar
Well I've been fapping to loose change since long before... 2004(ish)?
her handling the situation with customary grace and composure. Which I presume she did.
we assigned a person to stand by the lift the whole time he was here to make sure no one used it, and that it was ready for him to use as soon as he arrived. He then got in the lift without delay and was speedily transported to his destination.
That's what I'm talking about.
did everyone presume that lifts were fitted with 'royalty detectors' (maybe sniffer sensors)
which then ensures that a 'special royal protocol' lift program is switched to?
I never imagined that anyone had ever installed such a sniffer. What on earth did people imagine would happen?