Fabrice Muamba said to be "moving his arms and legs, responding to questions in two languages, and recognising family and friends". Good news.
Brian Horton returns to management, with League Two Macclesfield. One of the good guys, imho. Didn't he headbutt Cesc Fabregas once?
Andy Scott sacked by Rotherham. Harsh.
The Indy reckons Chelsea are about to offer £30m+ for Tim Krul and Cheik Tiote. Sure. The Telegraph has them bidding £40m for Porto striker Hulk. He'd be a perfect replacement for Drogba - spends half his time falling over and crying at refs.
Real Madrid and Juve both sniffing around 20-goal pony/flop Edin Dzeko.
Barca looking at the da Silva twins. Well...they've been linked with about every other shit defender in England, including Glen Johnson and Aleks Kolarov.
Robbie Fowler to Sheff Weds.
Chelsea eye Jurgen Klopp. Can't see him leaving the best team in the best league in the world to go to Chelsea, tbh.
Blackburn v Sunderland tonight, plus pretty much a full Football League card, including Nottingham County v Sheffield United, Shrewsbury v Cheltenham and Swindon v Torquay. Also, Juve v Milan in the Coppa Italia, Benfica v Porto in the Portuguese Cup, and Barca in La Liga action, at home to Granada (may be worrth a fiver on another Messi hat-trick, if he starts, like).
Any other business?