White van man.
I can't remember the last time that a white van was behind my car, where the driver wasn't literally trying to drive over the top of my car to get in front of me.
The reason why I can't remember this, is because it's never happened.
Literally every single white van that's EVER been behind me, has tried humping my car for the duration of the journey. And I'm not a slow driver - I'm a fast mutha ->->->->->.