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i'm going to assume we're all full-formed adults and start at 30".
I eat as much animal product as I can.
with my snake hips
I'm a stocky shit from the shoulders up
and run like hell
It's just I used to be able to rely on that, but now I've crossed the 30 threshold I need a little more than the odd kickaround to stay the same size....I used to be able to eat/drink and do fuck all exercise without gaining any weight. Nowadays, if I take a month off - then I likely gain a cm around the gut.
Guess the main factor in that is that cycling is my main form of transport. Aside from that, play football a couple of times a week and have a piscatarian diet which I think is quite low fat.
I bike to work and play football, badminton and squash and I'm still slowly becoming a rotund fuck.
Damn you shit genes.
...but suspect it is mainly down to genes, given that all the blokes on kmy dad's side of the family are tall and thin.
Actually, never mind. No need to ask, really.
/Just/ enough room.
must be the bane of your life, my man
got a bit chubby for a few years in my 20s.
started doing exercise.
but I'm not 32". I'm 30".
pair of Levi's 511 (slim fit). They're a faded medium blue, W32 L32 and have never been worn (all tags still attached). They were something ridiculous like £85, but will flog them for £40 inclusive of postage (if in the UK)
This is eBay, isn't it?
though trousers themselves obviously aren't measured in such half sizes.
but we're the fattest nation in europe, or some shit.
like posting on the internet
if no other honest fucker is going to.
you are banned from the thread.
you are also banned fom the thread.
Usually I get a 32" and leave the top button undone when in the comfort of my own home. Sometimes a 34" with a cinched belt.
However, I am banned from this thread so nobody read this. Cheers.
That's what size I am though, awkward bastard
Post count +1.
...do 31/33 waits jeans right?
The pair in question are Levis. I think Uniqlo do 33" waists too, but their leg size stops at 34" so they're dead to me.
are more common than you'd think.
Banned? Get fucked. I'm actually a 32, but prefer the extra inch buffer zone for comfort.
they're the standard sizes.
you're not special, son.
odd numbers as in, liek, not even numbers.
You can carry on as per.
i'll get my (evenly-sized) coat.
Walk into most decent clothes shops and you'll find that waist size go in inches, not every two inches.
but thanks for your input.
'28,29,30,31,32,33,34,36' listed under size.
it's a place for girly men who go to sunning centres, wear Ugg boots and drive Ford Ka's.
Anyway, almost all brands of jeans, trousers, etc come in those 'inbetween' sizes.
I am a 32 in everything other than Diesel, which I am a 31.
that's right, a 31
You can walk into it in pretty much every city, no?
30, 32, 34 and 36 are standard.
I'm a 28/29 and never normally have any problems there.
I was wearing a 34" until the girlfriend let me know that you're not meant to buy any pair of jeans and keep them up with a belt.
It made sense for the first time why people yelled Hammer Time at me.
...that you'll grow into them?
I've lost about a stone in the last few months and now even with a belt my jeans are hanging round my bellend
Cockzilla Stretchin' Pillz?
But as above, prefer a 33" so I can eat and drink loads without the annoying Jean tightness.
Also, I'm a 32" leg, but probably really 31", but I enjoy a turn up. WHAT OF IT?
It's just a ^this thread, not your bloody life story
your rules and then poo them out all over DiS.
WHAT OF IT?
and now i'm a 32 galivanting in the arena of a 34.
i have three bespoke notches in my main belt.
tbh i am talking shite
I'm a 28"
not sure how ladies work
Our education system is failing our children
Was a 32" from 18 until last year. Initially the jump up was hard to take, but I don't feel like such a wretchy bellend now, so it's all good.
I'm wearing my suit later today for the first time in almost a year, it's a 32, I reckon it might be a struggle...
I had to sit down very, very slowly.
This could get very interesting.
became a 34 by the time i left (learned to cook bacon)
i was a 32 moving out to texas and came back a 34 (but with a belly)
now back to a 32 and getting smaller.
This thread has reminded me I need a new belt. Where can I buy one from online that won't cost a fortune and won't make me look like a bellend?
that can stop you looking like a bellend.
I think they should be subsidised by the government.
Only try-hard bellends need to buy new belts all the time.
What do you make of that then?
now all trousers are too big so I'd guess I'm a 28" or 29"
Depending on the trouser.
You mean that.....but all these years I've...oh no. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
more like a 34 in school trousers for some reason, I do go for the slim fit ones. I was a 36 a couple of years ago, these look massive when I try them on now.