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for someone's birthday. All they are going to do is get drunk.
I'm still finding this mental.
glad someone remembered.
not a euphemism, but should be.
GIVE mum a break this Mother's Day by offering to wank off your Dad.
I've got the Viz 'Anus Horribilis' toilet book. Cracking read. Think I'll wrap that up and give it to her.
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