What's the deal there? Are you having a piss? Giving your bits a wipe? Just brushing your teeth? I need to know.
maybe you get curled. dunno.
you said 'curling one out before curling one in' to the casual reader, this would imply that the woman is doing the curling.
as it were
warm it up and all that
lower the tone
is a doozy.
and quite right too. happens in the real world man, or at least it should.
They usually just say 'I'm going to brush my teeth' or 'I need the loo quickly'. I assume any necessary vaginal amendments take place during this window, without allusion to 'freshening up'.
have piss, check undercarriage, quick wash/wipe with a face cloth depending.
Nobody has ever said that to me.
I am NOT a virgin.
in a manky pair of jogging bottoms and a t-shirt with a teddy bear on it.
i remember putting on jogging pants and little boity slippers i had.
teh guy said to me before our next meeting.. Please dont wear the slippers - lol
and they were actually plain coloured PJ bottoms.
to the bomber doors.
through okcupid or DiS is not allowed to post on this thread.Sorry
(what's this game?)
the sponge. Soaked in spermicide. I'm not sure they even make them anymore.
It just sounds horrid.
Did not disappoint.
It just sounds wrong
it means she is probably just going to have a little cry.
definitely reply in this thread.
"ooooooooh I'd love to have it off with her grrrrrrrrrrrr" etc
Doing this before and after sex can greatly reduce the risk of urinary tract infections.
It's so annoying when you're in the throes of pre-coital passion, rushing upstairs to the bedroom or whatever, and then you declare that you really need to have a wee first. Passion killer, but essential.
and weeing before sex sometimes leads to cystitis but maybe i got that wrong
IS THAT WHAT WE@RE CALLING IT NOW! OI OI I BET SHE FARKING WAS
game face bro, game face
Doors 7pm NUS etc etc
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I just thought they were checking their hair and patting their skirt, making sure it was straight :(
Note to self: must stop blowing at the soup kitchen.
Y'all have seen this, yes?
they're probably plopping in one of these http://buydiaphragms.com/img/products/milex_diaphragm.jpg
but yeah, probably just a little freshen up.
trying to figure out how to prepare one of these: http://www.sciencephoto.com/media/295388/enlarge with no marrow handy in the bathroom.
ive never seen one of those before :/ looks a bit weird.. is it just me or does it look massive!
back it its release day (I think I was 19, so - forever ago) they were handing out samples somewhere - we pulled them apart at work and wore the rings as bracelets briefly.
1. scoop out smegma
2. give bits a wipe with KFC finger wipes
3. dab a bit of roll-on on my bits
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