Liverpool mar the 10th anniversary of David Moyes' Everton appointment with a rare impressive performance. Gerrard's little lob was very, very nice indeed.
Bayern Munich smash Basel into tiny little pieces. So if United lost to Basel, and Bayern humped Basel, but Bayern are 5 domestic points behind Dortmund who got humped by a then out of form Arsenal ... I don't know where I'm going with this, actually.
Late drama at Inter but Marseille still make it through.
Cardiff are mauled by the TIIIIIIGERS.
Chelsea host Napoli in what I imagine will be a fairly exciting game- Chelsea have to attack, Napoli like being attacked.
Hazard is being tracked by every club in the world.
Tevez may stay at City, after all. Not sure if this is because he's properly reconciled with Mancini or if it's because he's realised he's completely fucked his reputation.