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I think they are great, do you agree? NO? Fuck off then.
First girl I ever kissed was German.
I met a German girl the other night, she knows six languages.
She lived next door to my grandparents in Portugal. She was called Caroline. She used to come round because we had a swimming pool. As we were getting out one afternoon, she kissed me on the top of my head. I think I pretended to be outraged, but secretly I was very pleased.
compared to British women, sure.
compared to chicks in most other European countries, not so much.
EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD
but there was a German girl who worked for a radio station over there that really liked us, and she came over to London to see us play. Unfortunately something went wrong with her flight and she arrived just as we were leaving the stage at the end of our set.
She introduced herself and to attempt to make up for it we took her for some food and then for a beer. She was really nice, spoke really good English, and we had a fun evening.
Just before leaving though she made a top class language error. Possibly a you needed to have been there moment, but just the way she said it was so funny.
She finished a beer, stood up, and in a broad German accent announced "I would like to leave now".
Spent 6 months or so seeing a German girl a couple of years back, she was small, pretty, bright, charming, danced Argentinian tango to a professional standard and went like a rabbit. She broke my heart too but that's another story
i live with 2 german girls (in germany). they're alright. there are other german girls i like more but i don't live with them.
i could give you my all-time top 10, but it might break my rule on giving the internet any kind of accurate information about myself
Ich habe masterbieren gelearnt weil deine mutter durstig var.