got an email from some bingo site I signed up to a while ago telling me about all these bonuses and stuff that I'm not arsed about, repeatedly tried to login to unsubscribe but everytime it'd tell me I didn't have permission so I replied to the email thinking it was an automated thing:
'I can't fucking login to fucking unsubscribe from these annoying emails. I get an error message every single fucking time.'
and today a girl replied
Thank you for your delightful email. I have now closed your account for you, have a lovely day!'
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