Hi. I'm really miserable because I was meant to go to my girlfriend's tonight, but I now can't, because her psycho flatmate has decided to flip out and forced her into an awful conversation about how's she abandoned her in favour of me, which on every level makes me angry, but there's not much I can do until they've thrashed it out. So I'm just going to sit here and be irritable and maybe watch the Secret Policeman's Ball. I'd really like a beer too.
Feel free to come mope, or let me live vicariously through whatever it is you're doing.