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I'm still not packing. I have 2 hours.
"The best thing to use is a water pistol".
I know one of these is the best quote I've read in ages. BUT WHICH ONE?
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
Imagine the japes/bants...
bet it's that foxy bingo bastard
Seb's a fucking pussy.
Read this as 1st Man as in First Man, rather than 15 stone man, so my joke doesn't work. I'm still giving myself 6.5/10 for it.
I'm also 15 stone (and 6'5") and would probably be incapable of taking down a timid urban tramp dog.
but I find this hard to believe, I used to see foxes most nights last yeat and year before when i went out walking, they are easy for an adult male to make em back off and run away, although if you act timid then they will learn that humans can be intimidated.
If you try to actually GET THEM agressively and they dont have cubs there and they are not backed into a corner, then they will run away
No? Ok, I heard a gang of foxes opened fire on the army killing 3 and wounding scores more. One witness claimed to have noticed some sly flanking of the canteen by bazooka armed fox cubs