jobs a job, innit.
we can no longer afford elephants in our zoos. EXPORT THE ELEPHANTS.
we can no longer afford to export our unnecessary elephants whilst spending billions importing beef. EAT THE ELEPHANTS.
its a bit niche, but there must be somewhere they would be the best fit
marmalade is an unnecessary luxury which people should learn to do without. DOWN WITH MARMALADE.
moorhens can no longer expect to spend their lives swimming around doing bugger all and occasionally being fed stale bread. JOBS FOR MOORHENS.
people want films about other people they don't like being miserable to cheer themselves up. STOP HAPPY ENDINGS.
not everyones a special little snowflake destined for greatness
some special snowflakes are destined for greatness, some achieve greatness, and some have crippling debt burdens thrust upon 'em.
there is no reason to spend money subsidising Cornwall. CORNISH INDEPENDENCE NOW.
people shouldn't be sat in pubs spending money on beer whilst moaning about the current ecomomic climate.
no point lookin boss
the price of new consoles is beyond the means of most people. Let's go back to basics. MARIO KART 64 TOURNAMENT AT MY HOUSE.
it is cold.
It was still in charge despite being in a cabbies pouch for 2 days. Totally amazing. and I had lots of missed texts which made me happy. CALL ME <3
I told him that he looked like robert smith. he was wearing a furcoat and eyeliner.
and aye, always in furcoat and eyeliner.
was paul bitching about me?
Quit with the para-sketch!
resign yourself to a life of drudgery and discontent
that's why i cry most days.
it's ok im trying to force myself to cheer up atm.
i still cant completely pass my stools
the government should recognise the truthful situation and should start doing what needs to be done (thats what we pay them for isn't it?)
I know the things I've been posting have been faintly ridiculous, but you can take the joking too far.
oh thank you lyserge THANK YOU.
that was a bit clunky but it just about works
Nobody's looking for a puppeteer
only people who do things that are useful to the population in a manner that is sustainable should be paid money or in exchange tokens (e.g. 1 hours hard work - 2 hours light work) , everyone else will have more time to be more self sufficient. #
Of course this is the desired result people it is not an overnight roadmap
Sincerely yours Eddie Hitler
we need a package of measures that offers a new paradigm, leaving no stone unturned rather than addressing just the tip of the iceberg.
We need a can do culture of bottom-up benchmarking, best practice and blue sky thinking. Capacity building and citizen empowerment will help form cohesive communities.
Thinking outside of the box by way of holistic governance that offers rationalisation of resource allocation via meaningful dialogue is paramount.
Going forward, upstream transparency and stakeholder wellbeing will allow cross-fertilisation and good practice. Improvement levers can incentivise income streams.
A pretty robust framework, I think you'll agree.
you've created something that is now being used as a weapon that the forces of evil can use, to try to deflect people from trying to save our society
to ensure maximum economic efficiency
I'm going to buy a new jumper tonight
I'm spending us out of this recession
i still drink too much
11 months later, still true
we're all just meat being shovelled into the grave.
HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT A YOUNG GIRL?
If we don't do something about the wealth distribution pretty soon we're going to end up living not in Britain but Exxon Financial Zone #16 or perhaps Sinopec Residential District B2.
Basically I'm advocating armed revolution.