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And vice versa if you're a PLAYA (Spanish for beach) like me
The more spurious the better
I once got dumped by someone on account of being 'too nice'. As in, I treated them too well.
They later told me there's other stuff - they didn't find me ambitious, was a bit of a loser at the time (I was). Those are perfectly legitimate reasons for dumping someone. Why they said the other one, I dunno
Like you'll walk away, thinking, 'you know what, I am a nice guy!'
A lot of innocent ladies got their hearts* broken thanks to that dumping
*not just their hearts, if you know what I mean OI OI *darts theme*
I think they'd had a bad previous experience and assumed I was being disingenuous wasn't to be trusted. We'd only been out a few times and, thinking back on it, I suspect she had a few issues of her own.
Actually, the girl who became a lesbian blew me off saying she thought she was just too busy to commit to a relationship and it wouldn't be fair to me.
I don't think I've had, or given, any real zingers. All my relationships just end due to circumstances changing and us mutually realising it would be better to be friends.
is the only reason Ive been given. Most just dont get in touch again and ignore my calls
should probably add i've never been engaged and don't have an imaginary fiance to love either
I canoot believe this to be true.
it actually is. thank god that girl was brave/angry enough to just tell me straight. me and her don't really talk any more but we have made our peace. she at least gave me the chance to take a look at myself and stop acting like a dick almost all the time.
i don't really feel sour about it anymore. with hindsight maybe i needed to be told. i think i have improved as a person since that point in my life so it's all good.
I took a girl on a date once, I Am Legend, if I remember rightly. The next day, upon leaving my phone at my mental girlfriend's house she reads texts from this other girl and broke up with me (booting a hole in my favourite acoustic in the process, before falling down my steps outside - making me look like a violent cunt to my whole street.) The sad thing is all of this was planned because every time I tried to break up with her she would just go batshit crazy. This way she ended things and I could get on with my life...after letting the other girl down gently (she was a moron).
about 15 at this time
you're a fucking bastard
'cause I knew she would read my messages. the other girl was nice to be fair, so I guess that was harsh but it was only a quick flick...I certainly did not bank on my long-suffering mum letting her into the house, phone in hand, red in face....nor for her to start beating me or kicking a hole in my guitar.
Sounds like you're lucky she was aiming at your guitar.
Had to be said...
You don't like InMe
but I could not bring myself to pretend I liked InMe.
and Nani needlessly headed it over the line from an offside position.
I said it wasn't considered the best one.
Never saw her again.
*breathes on back of knuckles*
one ex did kind of try to make out she was dumping me when we were mutually breaking up though.
unless you count Brian in primary 6 who said I had knobbly knees. he then proceeded to become the boyfriend of Clare, who had fat and seemingly superior knees. Brian is now a homosexual and I've often wondered (well, I've rarely wondered actually.)
I've only been dumped once. I think my reasons have always been valid. 'I had a really good time on holiday and well, I probably don't want to be with you anymore'
Well maybe 'lovely' is a bit strong. but they're ok, yes?
Don't you listen to Brian. He's well gay.
OH I just remembered being dumped when I was younger. His girlfriend called me.
Also, in saying I've never been dumped, I'm blocking out the several occasions where I've gone out with somebody once or twice and then they just *vanish*. that's probably just my old boy's squad having them bumped off though.
I think that you need to let me be a judge of that (expert), I am prepared to judge yours at the same time
Are you saying you want to inspect my knees? if so, I'll be sure to wear shorts to our picnic/ park trip.
I feel cross when I see that other creakyknees sometimes appear ahead of me on googlesearch, I'm curiously arrogant about it
That's a decent jail sentence if you're caught. Risky business.
The daftness of youth. I pulled out pretty much as soon as it blew up. To no avail. And she'd already gone and told my folks without a second thought. Which required a hefty heart-to-heart cards on table discussion with 'em, and reassurances that it was a silly one-off and I wasn't in the habit of this kinda thing.
Got there to find her and 3 mates in pyjamas watching 'Tigger the movie'.
Felt that was reason enough...
My cousin wants to know...
Yes. Especially as I've never dumped an actual girlfriend, it's always been people I've been *seeing*
OUCH, do not come near me with that thing.
(mods delete the above - too coarse)
I suppose that it deserves a POTD (except LOLpop is probably another one of daves accounts and he just tee'd himself up)
Now... THAT hurt.
:( It used to happen quite a bit for a while. But then I found my mojo
and wanted something more serious. With someone else.
I understand her problem
Is it really such a quoteable film?
*finger wagging* UNH UNH UNH, YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD
-Being told I was nice and just not a bastard towards one.
- Being too quiet with my ex apparently. (We were together 2 years! how the hell is being a quiet a valid reason!! You were with me for 2 year hows that a real reason? It doesn't take 2 years to know that a persons not the centre of every living conversation)
- Long distance relationship and she felt hurt and wanted to see me more. Just wasn't possible due to circumstances.
- Gone through the moving away to different places thing with gfs and that's the hardest. Went through this at Glastonbury last year and it was a horrible feeling. We'd been together over a year and we both new it was over. Horrible feeling when we were alone together the whole weekend knowing what was coming next between us. Thus NEVER sleep with a gf/ bf when your heads in that state in a tent!! It messes with your head and it causes real problems.
We split up and got back together repeatedly but every time it happened it was like forty questions:
Are you saying you've met someone else then?
Maybe, maybe not...
Has something already happened?
Sane people wouldn't put up with this I realise now.
1. we never had sex 2. i wasn't pushy but she dodged every good opportunity for months 3. i was interested
but i just thought forget it and pleasantly agreed that we should split up if that's what she wanted. she got angry because i didn't create the drama she was expecting, went to class and told all the girls in class that i broke up with her because she wouldn't put out, spent the next 2 hours being treated like some kind of rapist.
i was also dumped by somebody for generic "i don't feel the same way about you anymore" reasons which felt very unexpected, shortly discovered she was now dating a midget.
Never had a girlfriend
I was madly infactuated by her, we were 'seeing each other' (pulling) for a couple of months, and then I asked her if she'd like to be my girlfriend, y'know, to make it official like. She said yes. So we were boyf and girlf. Win!
Then we didn't see each other her for a month, both a bit busy or whatever. Eventually, I went round her house, we watched TV, and I made a bit of a sly comment about how we hadn't seen each other, escalated into an argumnet, and then we broke up.
Young love, eh? What a chump I was.
This is surprising because all I ever want to do is play Harry Potter themed boardgames and get really smug when I win.
hour in the conjugal caravan
I love you but I got into this without thinking
He doesn't deserve a penis.
<3 i have a book of those. have you seen it? it is cool
nah I just made this up to see what people said
This was from the girl I'd been with for 12 months. Tough break.
about you and I've got nothing left to say to you -- the last words of my ex. We were together for 2 years, had talked about getting married, the whole works. He dumped me back in September so it's been nearly a year but shit, it still hurts to think about. Indifference hurts more than hate.
Douchebag Ex is back east. Some of my friends recently went back for a visit. They saw him and described him as looking "short, fat, and lonely." Score for cherrycola (not really).
It was less a dumping and more her having a breakdown, though.
Gonna work on some theories
I had stayed over at his place and woken up early. Not wanting to wake him up, I left and went home. Later that day we spoke online and the following conversation took place:
HIM: How comes you'd left when I woke up?
ME: I woke up early and couldn't get back to sleep. And once I'd finished rifling though all your stuff, I got bored and left
HIM: lol :D
ME: Can't believe all those framed pictures of ex's you've got!!
HIM: Oh right. I can't explain those. They were all gifts and I'd just feel bad getting rid of them.
Much as I explained I had just been kidding, I could tell he
didn't believe me. What still annoys me (about 7 years later...) is that I still see him occasionally as we have some mutual friends, and I'm sure he's told them I'm a psycho who went through his stuff and then had a go at him about his harmless nostalgic keepsakes :(
I'm much more careful with my "not really funny anyway" jokes these days. Just wish I could clear my name.
don't be more careful with those jokes. those jokes are hilarious. stay strong with those ridiculous comments and when you're with someone who gets it then it will be amazing.
I did actually, and you're right, it is :D
your ex must be pretty awesome then. Why did you break up with him in the first place?
or that was the gist of it
you cried all the way to the chip shop
your a typical man, a swiller"
Unbeknown to her, this had been a ploy of mine to get her to chuck me, so she would have the power (she kept talking about suicide etc etc and i was her first bf) I also wanted the breakup to be something that she could share and get empathy of her gfs with....i.e. men being generally crap and down the pub and being with their mates so as not to make it personal and about any failings on her behalf (as her paranoid self would otherwise have taken as)
I had had continual headaches (apparently stress for 4 weeks) cos of worry they dissappeared after she chucked me.
She was a nice and interesting person, I just couldnt commit myself as much as she was demanding, and with suicide on the agenda I wanted a safe way out with her having her own self confidence increased.
A win win chucking I think.....her gfs were all supportive and praising of her for chucking me.....one even slapped me :D I was so happy
but he called me a 'drama queen.
I AM NOT A FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN FFS YOU WANKER!!!
genuinely, actually do not think I am a drama queen as a girlfriend though.