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i have held a frog.
and wouldn't want to, I'd imagine their texture would make me shudder.
I have also made love to a french woman
Cécile, she was called. Then the Eurotunnel train turned up and she had to leave.
two summers ago i used to go jogging round my neighbourhood every morning, around 6am. it was nice because the sun was already up but nobody was around. one morning it had been raining, and i heard this weird high pitched screaming noise. had no idea what it was but the only living thing i could see was one of the cats i often saw (so many cats hang around outside at 6am in the summer). anyway the cat was slapping at something and i came closer and saw a frog, and the frog was screaming D: it was all ballooned up and the poor thing looked/sounded terrified. so i picked up the frog and put it in someone's front garden pond. i felt like a hero
that was the only time i ever heard a frog scream. so weird
But only a little one.
I transported one from the pavement to some bushes. I hope it was ok!
it's ponds they're into. Ponds.
bushes > blenders as far as frogs are concerned
soup on the other hand
and it was definitely better than the pavement. I'm not going to walk around all day, carrying a frog, looking for a fucking pond.
although it might have been deliberately intending to cross the road to get to a particular stretch of water
had to clear over 100 of them out of our pond when I was younger. It was slightly overrun. Also froglets are so bloody cute.
heres one that i picked up
amazing how perfectly formed they are, and smaller than a fingernail awwww
I wish someone would breed them like micropigs. LEAGUES OF TINY FROGS!
I love frogs a lot
Tell you something interesting: newts make a weird little beepy squeal burp noise. Sometimes.
Last summer I was going to clean the patio with one of them fancy Karcher devices. The only problem? There were two frogs fucking deep in my drain. I din't want to harm them with the high pressure hose so I fished them out together in one handful. The sensation was insanely raunchy. Fuck frogs.
have you kissed one?
in primary school we went to a farm and took samples of pond water to look at what creatures were in it. one group's sample had a tiny frog in it. i decided i wanted to keep the adorable little frog as a pet so i stole it and put it in my pocket. unfortunately children's pockets are not a good habitat for baby frogs and when i checked on it later it was dead :(((((
my stealing and accidentally killing a baby animal is probably not an event that deserves to be commemorated :(
I held one through a ziploc bag that I used to transport it from our back door step to Victoria Park nearby.
Here's a photo I took of a newt http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/1979/p190710122122.jpg
They're incredible at squeezing through gaps in your hand
i love frogs. i want frogs. FROGS!
Pisses me off. She has to look away from the telly if there's any on screen.
he didnt have a name and he plopped off somewhere I dunno the little scamp. He was a true frind
He saw one in his garden once and jumped on top of his car to get away from it, damaging the roof beyond repair in the process. He rang his girlfriend from on top of the car and wouldn't get down until she'd taken it to the park. He wrote off a parked car because of a frog.
Why would a guy like this have a pond in garden?
He loves snakes though. His python died recently and he was pretty bummed out for a while.