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1) Bananas -OR- Oranges?
you *do* mean slices of toast here, as distinct from serves of toast, yes?
specifically slices, not toast noshing sessions
I've probably averaged 2 slices a day across my entire life.
doesn't count towards your toast tally
hot dinner = pretty much requires a plate and cutlery (pizza is the main curveball to this theory, that I can think of)
slice of toast = something on toasted bread and totes eatable whilst strolling along if need be
toast is an ingredient of beans on toast rather than the main feature
You unfeeling cad.
what if it was called 'toast under beans'?
(still not toast)
clementines, satsumas, the lot
added after #9
as does smoking with john peel
this could've been your *thing* — the Friday "Which have you had more of?" thread.
Just think of the opportunity for fame and adoration you've just squandered by dumping them all out now.
besides, i think i have enough 'things' on here.
i'm open sourcing and copylefting the concept to anyone who wants it.
and there's nothing to ^this :(
More than anyone else. Including your dad. Especially your dad.
This could be important.
but ONLY if they are full wanks and not a few tugs before a segue to more serious interactions.
Obviously wanks are usually going to have a massive head start here, maybe when you get old shags finally catch up? Who knows?