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Posh get with a very small attention span like a child
this last paragraph:
Finally at 10.30, I arrived into St Pancras, dashed home, kissed Marina and Ludo and jumped into the car for the two and half-hour journey to Longleat Safari Park in Wiltshire, where I was due to open a new enclosure with Lord Bath.
Delighted to be home, I now feel rather guilty that I've escaped the mayhem as millions remain stranded and hopeless all around the world.
“sexing the crocodile”
Steve Irwin would have turned 50 this week
He seemed nice enough.
The cricket, however, was rank.
Did you see the time when he had a baby rhino in a box and the rhino kept headbutting him? Lovely stuff.
And then later, when she got out, he banged her.
Very focused is Ben. I've seen loads of women on telly that I'd like to bang and I've managed a grand total of zero... so far.
I heart ben.
wish i could remember who.