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Monday afternoon for me.
I find it takes a bit too long in the morning though.
late for work.
None of your business .
My Mum doesn't have a mobile. Cheers.
(I only did it because I wanted to get some cool kids to like me there I said it)
Geoff, my flabber is gasted, frankly.
Thinking about wanking whilst in the office is not great for me. that poor work sexperience boy is going to get an experience alright. Lol.
...to be pounced by one of the ladies in the office. Pretty sure about that.
This can only end in extreme joy for all concerned.
My cue to make tea.
So my wrist is killing me.
My flatmate is away and it's a friday night, so I need volunteers.
I'm waiting for a package (LOL) from DHL...I've been waiting around all day, knowing what inconsiderate bastards they are I was concerned that it would arrive mid-jizz.
Now I've rushed for nothing.
about beef wellington?
Office workers weekend plans really get me going
Oh well, back to the drawing board*
(*Oh wank, wank to the wanking wank)
something is weird with my peter and i dont seem to have any libido anymore, think it might have something to do with not being able to completely pass stools too, whole undercarriage needs work
for goodness sake
Something ain't right.
lowering the tone
It now seems to be about moral relativism and nailing a lad on work experience.